Welcome to who wants to be an FEerrr!



I am your host, Wikey. You might remember me from my many prestigeous roles like Wikey in Lab 2, Eleanor in Lab 3, Alfred in something, and of course...actually that is it.

I now made the jump from acting to game show hosting.

So, their are questions you answer to win prizes. The top prize is 1 million tins of tuna. Will you win that golden prize? Or will I have to lop your head off with my trusty hatchet?

Let's play...who wants to be an FE..r



You have to answer 15 questions to reach that awesome prize of 1 million tins of tuna. You have three life lines you can use:

1: 50/50: Takes away the right answer and one wrong answer.
2: Ask FE: Ask your pals here at FE to help you out on a question!
3: Ask the internet
3: Ask a friend: Ask one of your buddies on FE in particular for help!

That is the rules, lets play...FEr

First we must find our first contestant. By doing a speed challenge. The first people to post will be the first to play!

1: Nofo
2: Henry
3: Greenday
4: Matt

The first four contestants are chosen!

Please welcome our first, Nofo from FE everyone!

So Nofo, how are you?

Whatever.

Okay, here is your first question. You might as well play it, you have nothing to lose!

This is for 100 tins of tuna...

Well done, you have won 100 tins of tuna!

Okay...question 2 is for 200 tins.

Nofo @ 14/12/2013 19:14

199% sure on this A. Donkey Kong Final answer.

I am afraid that is the WRONG answer!

You didn't reach 1000 tins, you leave with nothing...

You also leave in a body bag!

*Decapitates Nofo with hatchet*

Hitlist

Okay, let us welcome our next contestant, the one and only Henry, also from FE.

1: Nofo
2: Henry
3: Greenday
4: Matt

Henry, how are you doing?

Hitlist
1: Nofo
2: Henry
3: Greenday
4: Matt
5: Paco
6: Robert

Henry, if you do not play the game, you will be killed in a most horrifying way.

*Henry gets out of the hot seat and starts walking away*

Wichael: Henry, where are you going?

Henry: Screw you bitches, I am taking the money and walking!

Wichael: But you have not won anything Henry. Plus, there are land mines at every exit. You don't get to just 'walk away'.

Henry: Fuck you Wikey, I do what I want.

*Henry continues walking away, until a strange beeping noise stops him in his tracks.*



Well, Henry didn't even manage to make it to the first question, never mind answer it. Let us see what his question would have been?



The answer of course, been A.

Hitlist
1: Nofo - 2/15
2: Henry - 0/15
3: Greenday
4: Matt
5: Paco
6: Robert
7: Vernon

Moving on, let us see. Greenday! It is your turn!

Maybe he can make it past 5 questions.

Welcome to the game Greenday, how are you doing?

STERN VERN... at it again! @ 15/12/2013 20:35

HEY MIME!!! YOU STOLE THIS GAME FROM ME!!! AND NOW I WILL WIN YOUR GAME!!! AND STEAL ALL YOUR TUNA!!!! PUT ME ON THE LIST..... CUZ I'M AT IT AGAIN!!!

Sorry Vernon, you missed the signups. Maybe you should have checked in on time like everybody else.

Henry? How did you survive?

Looks like you will be given a second chance. But you will have to wait your turn!

Hitlist
1: Nofo - 2/15
2: Henry - 0/15
3: Greenday
4: Matt
5: Paco
6: Robert
7: Vernon
8: Henry

Greendelephant, Townie @ 15/12/2013 21:39

I'm doing pretty k. Bet I can actually win some tin cans in this bitch.

Pff, okay, don't tell us your life story.

Here is your first question. It is for 100 tins, you have all three lifelines left. Here it is:

What the fuck do you think you are doing Tom Brady?

I host this!

*Decapitates Wikey*

Continue, Greenday.