hi yes i'm here and hi no i'm not cult leader.

posting now so that curtis doesn't get to claim he's calling me out for not posting, full claim coming momentarily, though i will understand if you decide to lynch me anyway

HELLO MY NAME IS BRIAN AND I AM THE TOWN JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES.

i have a myriad of skills, of which i can use once each. (yes i know this was claimed before but i wasn't around to CC)

NIGHT 1: i watched curtis because I figured he'd be prime watcher material (it's actually what i had planned to do N1 of that game i actually WAS watcher but you dumb shits lynched me d1). shockingly no one visited him.

NIGHT 2: didn't do shit, was away and missed deadline

NIGHT 3: didn't do shit, was away and missed deadline

NIGHT 4: tracked timmah and he didn't visit anyone. this is obvious in retrospect because patrick was still alive but it is what it is.

NIGHT 5: protected bryce. there may or may not be a back-up doc but if there's not (there probably isn't since they would've been on timmah last night), i saved bryce's life. if there is, we doubled-up.

Night 6: didn't do shit.

i have one last ability (vig shot) but i didn't use it last night since i figured timmah would have a report today and that i'd get at least one more night of another cleared player before i would have to shoot.


so yes i totally get if you lynch me, i know it looks bad, but this is the truth.

oh and no i didn't kill badger.

i figured out badger was the vig because of bryce's softclaim. it was pretty clear he was the tracker to me and it made wayyyy more sense for him to track badger than anyone else, in addition to the comments badger made about being frustrated with the game but wouldn't say why.

i THOUGHT curtis picked up on that too, which is why i was (am..? though admittedly he apparently didn't go anywhere) suspicious of curtis. especially since tom randomly died.

yeah, that shockingly wasn't sarcastic. i was really surprised

ALSO my theory is that the mafia has either a ninja or role cop left. otherwise it makes no sense to go after timmah, since they'd assume he'd be protected. UNLESS they aren't afraid of being tracked OR they saw my role after bryce outed me as a visiting role and saw that i could only protect once

with that i need to go back to playing video games but ill be on my phone, responses will be a bit slower though

Oh goddanb okay give me a few

ON THE OTHER HAND

Herm makes sense as cult leader too. He would know how he scans and if Christian made him scan as scum, winning the election and saying he becomes BP would be a good cover.

It hurts that you forget me in any list

I would argue that JC definitely cannot be Mafia since timmah would've outed him if he found him to be guilty. cult has no reason to protect Mafia

cult leader is for sure first priority, there's definitely more cult than mafia at this point unless the leader has been a huge coward (there's been lots of options to convert, even inexperienced players should've been able to see some town players even from early on)

christian i just got back to my computer and will post the songs in a second, please dont yell at me

JC is pretty much the only confirmed townie at this point*.

timmah was confirmed to be checking him last night, and that makes no sense for him to do if that's the leader of his cult.

**unless bryce is ALSO cult which tbh i doubt

curtis can only be mafia if there's more than 1 mafia OR if he's a ninja

JC can be cult, i just meant that he cannot conceivably be mafia.

if we were both cult, why would he expose me as visiting timmah?

JC @ 24/1/2016 0:36

itsbrianyay @ 23/1/2016 22:34 if we were both cult, why would he expose me as visiting timmah? To set up your Town JOAT claim, duh.

yes because he would definitely out me as visiting our own cult member