Since I'm here, I'll help ya out:

I drink coffee every morning

Yes, I can't do without it. I limit myself to two though

I've eaten fast food in the last 7 days

Nope

I have a tool box

I've got a draw full of shit I use, so sort of.

I have Hulu

no

I've driven an RV

i don't drive

I have fly paper hanging somewhere in my home

nah

I've had my oil changed in the last three months

i don't drive

I have been affected by a natural disaster

not affected in any meaningful way, but my town flooded once and I watched the flood water ruining everybody elses houses.

I always tip

There's no cultural expectation to tip all the time in the UK, but I do my best to tip when I can. I tip taxi drivers and bar staff when I can.

My phone is less than two years old

My phone is an old brick which is only worth using for texting and phone calls. But I love it.

I owned (or still own) a Polaroid camera

nope

I have rented a storage space

no

I've posted something on Facebook in the last 24 hours

No

I'm excited for an upcoming movie or video game

Nothing comes to mind tbh

I regret something I've bought recently

hmm....no

I remember my dream last night

Man, I have the craziest dreams, but I don't remember them much at all these days, which is really annoying.