Sounds like eurovision trash

I cannot access the sea of boxes.



If that picture does not explain my most troublesome conundrum, allow me to explain...

I cannot register myself because the register button appears to be missing!

Oh my god. Thank you cracked.

If you haven't already, download and watch Birdemic: shock and terror.

So fucking funny.

You won't regret it. I was crying with laughter.

Last night I had a dreamed I was being chased by Jewish pirates on a deserted island.

Oh man I am so keeping that typo...

I tried it for the first time, at a service station in the Midlands.

And...it was shit.

I asked for a small cappuccino. £2.60. What the fuck?

And it didn't even taste nice. I have had better from a pack of instant.

I really don't understand why they are all over the world. It almost seems to be a fashion statement for some people.

Oh, and this might have something to do with working at a service station, but I couldn't help but notice that the girl who served me was a total bitch. She was looking at me like a piece of shit.

Does anyone else get starbucks? If so, why?

Tom Brady @ 11/9/2012 0:52

I tried it for the first time, at a service station in the Midlands

lol (:

Well I was on holiday in Devon last week, and getting home meant going through the midlands lol.

I wasn't hanging around or anything.

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I do but I don't get anything but Americano. I'm a fairly big corporate sell-out with regards to Starbucks

Perhaps I should try the Americano if I ever go again. Perhaps judging the place from a service station is a bit unfair.

Roth @ 11/9/2012 2:02

http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2012/09/10/bet-your-daughter-is-glad-she-doesnt-have-ginger-hair-like-you-mother-fury-bank-worker-rude-comments-gingerism/

I don't know what I would be more insulted by.

The comments themselves, or the slideshow below called "Gorgeous Ginger People"

It is almost like they are saying "Hey, she is right, nice ginger people do exist, look!"

The Valentich disappearance still drives me mad.

Wikey is drunk. Yet, watch as he writes this sentence with absolute perfection.

"I am drunk, but I can still type. Fuck you FE!"

As you can see, drunk Wikey can type just fine.

However, what happens when we introduce a complicated word like Almaganmation."

...Not bad

But what happens when Wikey attempts to recite some text from that good old author Edgar Allan Poe's "Premature Burial"? Let us see...

"apart from however, the inevtiatble conclsuioon,. a priror that such causes ,ust p[roduce side effect that naturally give ruseee now and then, to premature interm ments apart from this considertation ahve the direct testimony of medi aly and ordinary experience to peove that a vast numebr of such intermens ahve acutally taken pacle."

Oh dear...

It seems WIeky is become retarded. Alcohol is a curoous stubastna which causes such anaomyolies as thus exampled. Nether the lessass there is muych to be siad for its maigical properties too.

Alchohol was discovered to have links to magic in 1268, when a peasent drank and thought he was king. then he was king but whatever, who cares. then some other stuff happene dand everone loved alchohol then. Like today, except for 1920s, when some guy thought it was bad, but then it stopped.

So,,,wgat is the point of this post...

I don't actually know, but who cares#? do you@> I donnt fuck you

Guys, I am CIA.

First thing I see when I return from a week away...

The severed head of a mouse and its trailing innards on my doorstep. I had to clean it up with a shovel and some newspaper. Good to be back home!