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Burt
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| Post #1: 9th Oct 2017 4:14 PM | |
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1. If you could replace any current FE Admin/Mod with a celebrity, who would it be and why? Trade Boc for Steven Seagal.
https://i.imgur.com/VBfMIRC.jpg
How is this even a question?
2. Which member of the Muppets do you most relate to and why? https://i.imgur.com/whEZN2U.jpg
3. Most awkward place to get a boner. - elbow
4. Kill one, Fuck one, Marry one: Curtis, Boc, KC - Fuck KC, he seems like he'd be wild in bed, constantly screaming AH AHH AHHH AHHH HARDER HARDER AHH AHH. Marry Boc, he seems like a stable down to earth individual with a solid potential for future earnings. Kill Curtis, I don't want any soulless ginger kids with a penchant for world domination.
5. Who is your favorite GLBer and why? Genital Warts, its the only one i feel like i could reasonably tolerate over an extended period of time
6. Not including yourself, who do you think should become the newest FE Moderator and why? Navneet, he's absolutely not qualified but it checks a box in the diversity column and who doesn't love a good curry?
7. If you could banish Trump to another country forever, which country would you choose and why? -Douchebagistan so he could finally roam free with other douchebags just like him
8. How many licks? - A setback of the heart runs through all things
9. If you could only watch one movie on repeat for the rest of your life, which movie would you choose? HAPPY FUCKING GILMORE
10. What is the secret to success? - Be Michael J Fox circa 1987 (GOOGLE IT)
11. If you could have lunch with any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go? Macho Man Randy Savage because unlimited slim jims
12. What's one of the biggest lies you've told? - Referring to someone as a "lovely" cohost
13. What does a robber not want to see when he or she opens the door. - His wife getting railed from behind
14. Good name for a pet dragon. - Burnie Cinders
15. If you could only have two of the following for the rest of your life, which would you choose: Security, Love, Wealth, Health, Sex, Trust, Education, Good looks, Freedom. - Yes
16. Worst plot twist in a Hospital Drama. Meredith catches the "Super Aids" from a new Doctor everyone affectionately refers to as "McRapey"
17. Blue or Pizza? Chipotle? |
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1. If you could replace any current FE Admin/Mod with a celebrity, who would it be and why?
I would replace KC with Ed Sheeren so we can get him and Curtis confused.
2. Which member of the Muppets do you most relate to and why?
Elmo, because I love to be tickled.
3. Most awkward place to get a boner.
A Holocaust Museum
4. Kill one, Fuck one, Marry one: Curtis, Boc, KC
Marry Boc, He's a swell guy. Fuck KC because he'd be loud and I could probably score Walmart discounts, and kill Curtis for obvious reasons.
5. Who is your favorite GLBer and why?
Jayadamo because he is no longer here.
6. Not including yourself, who do you think should become the newest FE Moderator and why?
This is the easiest question on the list. 100% Jeff
7. If you could banish Trump to another country forever, which country would you choose and why?
Canada, so Jamie could deal with him.
8. How many licks?
Not enough :dd:
9. If you could only watch one movie on repeat for the rest of your life, which movie would you choose?
I would watch Primer, so I could maybe understand by the time I die.
10. What is the secret to success?
Always bringing an extra pair of underwear.
11. If you could have lunch with any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?
I would get Pizza with Carlos Bernard. And I'd tell him that I love him.
12. What's one of the biggest lies you've told?
That we are going to the Final Two.
13. What does a robber not want to see when he or she opens the door.
NAKED GRANDMA
14. Good name for a pet dragon.
Lil Barack
15. If you could only have two of the following for the rest of your life, which would you choose: Security, Love, Wealth, Health, Sex, Trust, Education, Good looks, Freedom.
Freedom to do what I want, and health to not die.
16. Worst plot twist in a Hospital Drama.
The doctor is secretly a vampire.
17. Blue or Pizza?
I am blue without Pizza, so Pizza. |
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1. If you could replace any current FE Admin/Mod with a celebrity, who would it be and why?
I would replace Brian with Gary Busey. Would get rid of Brian being inactive in mafia and can you imagine busey trying to play mafia? I would think it's a win/win situation.
2. Which member of the Muppets do you most relate to and why?
Miss Piggy. she's a loud bitch and I bitch about people being loud.
3. Most awkward place to get a boner.
kid sister's dance recital.
4. Kill one, Fuck one, Marry one: Curtis, Boc, KC
Kill KC, no loss there. Fuck Curtis, maybe if the fuck is strong enough it'll kill his heart and then it's a 2 for 1 special. Marry Boc, he's nice.
5. Who is your favorite GLBer and why?
Sock and I don't care if he's not a GLBer, he is hilarious.
6. Not including yourself, who do you think should become the newest FE Moderator and why?
JJ, it is 2017 and there are no female moderators? Plus we could possibly see more threads calling people out on negging her rep.
7. If you could banish Trump to another country forever, which country would you choose and why?
Russia so he can physically suck on Putin's nipples instead of doing it from a different country.
8. How many licks?
You keep going until you bleed, that's what my father taught me.
9. If you could only watch one movie on repeat for the rest of your life, which movie would you choose?
Mrs. Doubtfire, brings me joy every time I watch it.
10. What is the secret to success?
if you don't want to get caught; Dismember, burn, dunk in acid, and scatter the body across the deepest parts of the ocean. Fucking amateurs.
11. If you could have lunch with any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?
I would have lunch with robin williams and we would have a picnic in the park.
12. What's one of the biggest lies you've told?
It may not be big now but it was at the time, I was in 8th grade and I hadn't made out with a girl before and everyone had so I told people I made up with this random girl from the end of the year camping trip we took in 7th grade. At this camp there were students from other schools so I named one of them Charlotte and said we hid in the bushes during a game of predator prey. I don't think anyone bought it and it's embarrassing to think about now.
13. What does a robber not want to see when he or she opens the door.
you eating toe nail clippings off the floor while wearing nothing but fishnet stockings.
14. Good name for a pet dragon.
chlamydia
15. If you could only have two of the following for the rest of your life, which would you choose: Security, Love, Wealth, Health, Sex, Trust, Education, Good looks, Freedom.
Wealth & Freedom, you can buy all the other pointless crap with wealth and freedom is nice because I would not want to live in a world where rocket man is in charge.
16. Worst plot twist in a Hospital Drama.
Girl comes in pregnant with her father's baby. Oh boy.
17. Blue or Pizza?
Assholes can't put pineapple on Blue. |
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