STARTING OFF THIS FINE EVENT ARE TWO OF THE FINEST RANDOM PEOPLE!



It's CAT vs BRAT!




In our left corner, the FURRRR-ocious FELINE... REMY PAGE!!!

Remy has been the housecat of Shawn and Curtis Page for years! As long as we can remember!!!

Remy lives in the Page basement where she collects scraps of leftover food and dust bunnies!!

She is 20 pounds of raw muscle and her claws are 6 inches in length, and gold plated swag.




In our right corner, the one, the only, DENNIS RODMAN!

Former NBA superstud, Rodman has become quite the international legend, gaining notoriety due to his love in Korean culture.

Rodman often colors his hair to scare off enemies.

He is 200 pounds and has 201 tattoos.