I went ice skating with my buddy on his frozen-over pool. Will never forget his parents running out of the house being like WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING!?!?!?

We used to throw water balloons at cars from behind the fence at our elementary school. This one time one of us landed one inside of an open window, not on purpose.

The guy got out of his car with a baseball bat and charged towards us and started to try and scale the fence. We ran for our lives across the soccer field and baseball diamond. He was tailing us the whole way but it was close pitch dark outside and we knew where there was a secret exit through the back-fence in the woods which led directly into one of my friend’s backyards.

Terrifying.

Same exact thing happened with fireworks on school property. A friend of mine had gotten some from out of state and we all pitched in to get this MEGA one. That thing lit up the whole damn sky. Cops came and shined the spotlight on the field and we bolted through the hole in the fence, all while fireworks were still going off haha. Then scattered in different directions after. I will never forget a cop car driving past me and I’m just trying to play it cool. They were definitely looking for a group and couldn’t identify us in singles.

Like 15 years ago I joined a site called Further Instructions. Probably my dumbest decision of all time.

I expected better stories by now. Someone get drunk and reveal some good shit

Ouch. Oh also once I fell down my staircase backwards and rolled perfectly the entire way down and wasn’t even injured in the slightest lol

But you also gave it a new agricultural system and rivers

Explain 🤔