Put yourself in mortal danger - every time I drive
Pocket dialed someone - yes
Been robbed - no
Made someone cry - yes :( (sorry Igor)
Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant - no
Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like - no
Fired a gun - a rifle/shotgun
Met someone famous - not super famous but I met this guy in New York
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Carson Kressley, he was really nice. |
Had sleep paralysis - no
Mistaken a couple for parent and child - no | |
Damn you sure are obsessed with me that you feel a need to mention me in every post.
I can mail you an autograph if you want do add to your shrine? |
We know who is obsessed here. | 
