I've taken a self defense class - I said yes but really I'm going to take one this month so close enough

I've stolen something and got caught - I've never stolen anything, but one of my high school friends stole wine from 7-11 a couple of times and I drank it.

I've lived with a roommate - No, if you don't count family.

I like to bake - Yes, I make these killer cupcakes.

I presently own a bicycle - Not anymore.

I've gone to the gym in the last month - Yes, (really no but I meant to)

I snore - Only a few people know the truth.

I iron my clothes - I have but mostly I just put them in the dryer for 20 min to fluff.

I have at least five family photos displayed in my home - of course, I'm not a heathen!

I've danced in front of a crowd - Yes, unfortunately for the crowd.