Wikey
Game: Lab 2
Played By: Wikey
Role: Jester
Quote: "Fuck you cunt holes" - Wikey
Death: Killed by a knife thrown by Patterson.
Memorable Moment(s):
- His up-and-down relationship with Patterson, whom he turned on many times including at the very end, but was a bit too slow on the draw.
- Breaking his silence and leaving Group U to "become one with Cerberus".
- Getting trapped in a birdcage.
- His rivalry with Malarkey, whom he promised he would someday take his head, a promise he'd fulfill during the final confrontation.
- Everybody's fear of him after they kept seeing him with different zombies (later found out to be Patterson incarnations), leading most to believe that Wikey was a necromancer who was raising up a zombie army to kill us all.

Walter White
Game: Lab 2
Played By: Jeff
Role: Dumb Brick
Quote: "I bad catch. I break ball." - Walter
Death: Got fucked up by Charon while trying to pass.
Memorable Moment(s):
- Learning how to type into a computer.
- Getting his arm blown off by the grenade.