I'd like to play, if only because Lab 2 bitchslapped my inexperienced self nineteen different ways, and then I didn't really "play" Lab 3, insofar as trollTheseus wasn't my own character.

I want to see how I do minus all of the embarrassing rookie mistakes.

I can picture it now:

Your role is Roman, Town Taxi Driver

You'd think that you being a taxi driver would give you some kind of transport ability, right? Wrong. You're a fat, useless idiot who makes his fresh-off-the-boat cousin do all the driving.

Role Ability:

Once every fifteen f*cking minutes, you may phone someone up to go bowling, then whine like a bitch when they decline.

Day 1

The group stood around in the entrance hallway. A large sign reading "Labyrinth This Way ==> " was on the wall.

"BITO BITO THE SCHMITO!" yelled Generic Vernon Character.

"Everybody listen to me because I went to Oxford," said Rob's character, being a douche.

Curtis' character sharpened a machete. "I swear I'm not scum THIS time, guys," he said, stabbing Dutchiee's character in the throat.

Exits: South

You have 24 hours.

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Ari's Character: We should go south.

Vernon's Character: NAW NAW NAW

Henry's Character: So me and this girl are ognna get IT ON, she is obviously wanting some of the Henry Liverwurst if you know what i'm sayin she came over to my place and slept on my couch and I told her I just wanted to bone but she said she didnt have any bones and we went out for some weed. WHATTTT

Boc's Character: This is obviously a trap of some sort.

Bryce's Character: No it isn't.

Helios' Character: If it is a trap, I will kill it!

Curtis' Character: ##Accidentally Push Vernon's Character Into Trap.

Wikey's Character: *puts hand over mouth*

Ari's Character: We should go into the labyrinth.

Rob's Character: F*** this, I'm going off on my own. ##Exit: South

Mercator's Character: I'm bored.

Ari's Character: We should go into the labyrinth.

Boc's Character: Yeah, probably.

Paul's Character: Oh FFS. ##Look at Sign

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Malion: Paul looked intently at the sign. Suddenly the arrow fell off of the sign and impaled him. The hooded administrator sank to the ground, bleeding profusely, unable to believe that he could have been mortally wounded by two equals signs and a greater than symbol.

Paulus @ 11/9/2013 20:30

Vic @ 12/9/2013 2:31 If you have extra lives than the traps aren't so bad obviously Though in the past, people have taken said lives and turned into a paranoid wreck because of them. Didn't happen this time really.

Or they lose their extra life without noticing it, and strut around the maze like a boss, completely confident that the room traps can't harm them. :(