please listen to Rodney as he clears me for the dating app story

Thank you

what about Jamie

jamie @ 23/2/2021 7:37

Grease Jar Jake @ 23/2/2021 2:27 what about Jamie you always think it’s me

what no I dont

So Stargate gave just two replacement questions to link me and Mal and one of them requires me to have a significant other which like 5 people in this game can attest to the fact that I don’t

Here is the best friend story since that seems to be the only question people are really sussing me for:

In late 2017, I had just gotten out of a significant relationship and was back on the dating app grind, as those who know me well can attest I often am. I was on Coffee Meets Bagel when I matched with this girl who lived on the east side of Indy and was also a Jesus-loving elementary school teacher. We matched on a Tuesday, talked for about 4 days, and then the weekend rolled around, during which I went to visit some friends in Illinois and she went to a wedding in Kentucky where she went to school. On the Sunday I returned, I asked her out, but she was like "Sooooo I have been trying to meet someone in the conventional way for years now and the week I get on dating apps, I meet someone at this wedding." And basically, she started talking to the photographer at the wedding and they were gonna try and date, even though he lived in Virginia. Much to my chagrin. But for some reason or other, she still wanted to meet as friends. The following weekend, we went to Steak n Shake and then saw Spiderman: Homecoming and it was a lovely time. Then, she invited me to her small group and church since I was dissatisfied with being unconnected at my current church and also since...she wanted more appropriate ways for us to continue to be friends if she was gonna keep dating Virginia Boy. So I joined her church and small group and got some much-needed community in my life. Well, unsurprisingly, the long distance didn't work out and he ended things with her about a month later on Thanksgiving break. Not wanting to be That Guy, I didn't immediately swoop in, but waited til after the holidays when she went home to Mississippi for 3 weeks. I asked her out in Jan 2018, she said she knew this would probably happen and said nah, but then we got really emotionally attached to one another and kind of acted like were were a couple in some ways for a couple months, in part because we were both MISERABLE first year teachers and were clinging to each other for the emotional support in a scary post-grad world. Well, I DID start seeing another girl which was cool, and Hannah (did i mention that was her name? that's her name) sent me this whole letter about how part of her wanted to date me but ultimately, she knew that wasn't wise, and we had a talk about it, and it didn't go GREAT but it ended with us knowing we needed BOUNDARIES and it sucked but boundaries happened and she got over it and I got over it a LOT more slowly but she is very type A vs my type B and she is very conservative whereas I am not and I'm pretty satisfied 3 years later with our friendship being what it is, but regardless, she's someone I have a STELLAR relationship with, I probably hang out with her in person more than anyone in my life, and she's been probably the most significant person in my life in the past 4 years since I graduated from college.

Also I included a dotdotdot with my answer because a dating app is obviously an odd place to meet your best friend

##Vote Jamie

mostly because I don't know that Pokemon Go is that embarrassing (although yeah it's more of a 2016 hobby), I don't know that people would describe Jamie as quiet in high school, and Jamie chose a mafia theme that has already happened although I'm not sure what the alternative Q could be. Not much to go off of but I don't want to daykill Stargate

##Rodney

rod did you come back around on me just because there is a pretty obscure and minimally advertised Good Place ORG coming up and because I've talked about a US Presidents ORG, i am clearly scum buddies with that person?

I really don't think it's Penner

rod and jamie fr fr

I have returned to see that the Jami bandwagon has not taken off like I hoped. I am pretty positive on Rodney, though

I don’t remember. Now I’m wavering as the only sus thing is weirdly everything

##unvote Rodney
##vote Mal

Did we ever question if Christian, who is Christian, really enjoys arguing with people?

yeah wtf why did yall vote penner

DUMB

Grease Jar Jake @ 23/2/2021 20:32

Did we ever question if Christian, who is Christian, really enjoys arguing with people?

(all my other reads were off tho)