My name is DUBJelite. My friends call me 'Jeff' but for now I think it's appropriate for you to address me as DUBJelite or simply Dub J. Not trying to be rude but I'm not a pretentious person. If I call you a friend I will kill and possibly die for you. That's why I don't have many friends cuz I don't want to die a bunch of times. My interests include freshwater fishing, masturbating in rhythm with speed metal, chasing bigfoot, and farting in elevators. I live in the great state of Wyoming where the queer and the antelope play. Some people may tell you I live in Arkansas but they are complete fucking liars.

I look forward to exchanging entertaining posts with each of you (even that Dave guy that darkus seems to hate).

Thanks, nad. I am so happy to be here. This was on my bucket list.

You seem really cool. Are you an admin?

Oh, and Dub J. lol

I can identify. I used to be a forum overlord until a couple of admins overthrew me at another site. It was an extremely bloody coup. I could have destroyed them but put the needs of the people before my own lust for power. Walked away and allowed the admins to run the site (into the ground).

Chris25 @ 24/1/2017 17:37

This site has definitely lacking on those of us that can grow facial hair.

I used to have a beard but I shaved it because women were rioting because they didn't want me hiding this beautiful face.

absolutely

Zersch @ 24/1/2017 18:21

Hey, welcome to FE. Don't forget to pick up your complimentary box of Town House flatbread Italian herb crisps at the reception desk.

You know what I like.

No, he sucks almost as much as Christian.

Christian @ 24/1/2017 19:36

you're going to get a couple of likes on that post, other than your own.

I don't dislike Christian as a person. Just don't care for him as a rassler.

whoa

I thought this place was friendly. Why are so many people voting for hate?

spindoctor02 @ 25/1/2017 8:24

I'm trying to figure out what the FE-equivalent for 'making a team then quitting midseason' is, and the closest thing I could come up with is starting a game and just going completely awol on about D4. Ahoda, you got a better equivalent?

This isn't GLB, bro. You gotta broaden your horizons. Stop living in 2008.

Okay, this was actually a ruse. I wanted to see how many people actually post here.

I have no plans to leave. Or maybe I do.

Vern seems pretty cool. Wikey, Vern, Cat, and Dub could form the Killer Elite Squad.