Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again.

OHHHHHH LOOK WHO
EDITED this fucking
kid I swear
fucking blind idiot
HOW'S THAT MAKE
ME BLIND BRO.
I see the
edit I have
no idea what
you're talking about
but came again

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole where Curtis resided. Curiously, he checked to see how Mr. C was.

"Mr. C, I love your son. The way he rubs my toe. The way he tickles me on my birthday. The way he screams when I touch the thing that makes him scream."

"What the hell, did you put a teacup pig what the fuck is a teacup pig?" he asked.

"A mini pig," said the pig.

Suddenly, a volcano burrito emerged from Merc's Icelandic ass and landed in Ari's lap.

"If I only had an American flag to wave from the top of Mt. Hvannadalshnjúkur, I would be the ruler of all the coconut eating people."

A cyclone appeared in Zach's rearview mirror as big as Utah. It was evil, but also gentle.

"This evily gentle cyclone will not destroy my will to find the sluttiest assless chaps this side of the Mississippi has to offer. I will pour Tabasco on my neighborhood to keep the cyclone at bay. And I won't let it get--"

Suddenly, the cyclone picked up Zach and his assless friend Josh. The cyclone swooped around gently and evil dogs ran toward Maddie's alt accounts." Haha who smited me," said Bryce, smiling playfully. He smelled very bad.

Hoards of locusts from Igor's asshole began to gather to kill Shadow. Shadow's penis began at his scrotum. KC's choad sunk Shadow's mom well. KC's friends were happy about it. Despite being imaginary. Shadow's scruff itched. KC was predictable. KC and Shadow held hands together as the locusts swarmed around them. The locusts formed a cult called Grasshoppers R Us.

"This is silly." said Boc "I should run for my life to live!"

The end.


Chapter Two: The

"hey what the hell is going on here?" KC asked masturbationally.

you guys seem super confused about how this works

Herminator @ 11/9/2017 11:59

Either continue with chapter 2 or dial the story back a bit?

there's no saving this shit. it's like some third-graders got into the cough syrup and then found a book of mad-libs. a very vagina man went to the penis store and bought a shitty queef.

igor for mod 2k17

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole where Curtis resided. Curiously, he checked to see how Mr. C was.

"Mr. C, I love your son. The way he rubs my toe. The way he tickles me on my birthday. The way he screams when I touch the thing that makes him scream."

"What the hell, did you put a teacup pig what the fuck is a teacup pig?" he asked.

"A mini pig," said the pig.

Suddenly, a volcano burrito emerged from Merc's Icelandic ass and landed in Ari's lap.

"If I only had an American flag to wave from the top of Mt. Hvannadalshnjúkur, I would be the ruler of all the coconut eating people."

A cyclone appeared in Zach's rearview mirror as big as Utah. It was evil, but also gentle.

"This evily gentle cyclone will not destroy my will to find the sluttiest assless chaps this side of the Mississippi has to offer. I will pour Tabasco on my neighborhood to keep the cyclone at bay. And I won't let it get--"

Suddenly, the cyclone picked up Zach and his assless friend Josh. The cyclone swooped around gently and evil dogs ran toward Maddie's alt accounts." Haha who smited me," said Bryce, smiling playfully. He smelled very bad.

Hoards of locusts from Igor's asshole began to gather to kill Shadow. Shadow's penis began at his scrotum. KC's choad sunk Shadow's mom well. KC's friends were happy about it. Despite being imaginary. Shadow's scruff itched. KC was predictable. KC and Shadow held hands together as the locusts swarmed around them. The locusts formed a cult called Grasshoppers R Us.

"This is silly." said Boc "I should run for my life to Germany to meet Henry before he fucking kills himself with Tim's blender." Suddenly, a wildfire the size of Super Walmart made itself the size of the state of Utah.

"Henry! Get outta here!" Boc cried from amid the flames.

"Nein!" Henry repeated as he made a Jew disappear.

Vern was gone.

Never to return.

Some say he became the leader of the dead, others say that he didn't.

Who really knows. Who really cares.

Meanwhile up in the land of magical, dirty Utah - nothing happened, obviously. However, one man was twirling about, trying to escape all the Mormons.

"HELP ME!" KC screamed, as a colony of ants caressed his big, shiny, bald head. The sun scorched KC's head. Giving up, he made a beeline for the house of wax dildos and hid inside one. The Mormons attacked.

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole where Curtis resided. Curiously, he checked to see how Mr. C was.

"Mr. C, I love your son. The way he rubs my toe. The way he tickles me on my birthday. The way he screams when I touch the thing that makes him scream."

"What the hell, did you put a teacup pig what the fuck is a teacup pig?" he asked.

"A mini pig," said the pig.

Suddenly, a volcano burrito emerged from Merc's Icelandic ass and landed in Ari's lap.

"If I only had an American flag to wave from the top of Mt. Hvannadalshnjúkur, I would be the ruler of all the coconut eating people."

A cyclone appeared in Zach's rearview mirror as big as Utah. It was evil, but also gentle.

"This evily gentle cyclone will not destroy my will to find the sluttiest assless chaps this side of the Mississippi has to offer. I will pour Tabasco on my neighborhood to keep the cyclone at bay. And I won't let it get--"

Suddenly, the cyclone picked up Zach and his assless friend Josh. The cyclone swooped around gently and evil dogs ran toward Maddie's alt accounts." Haha who smited me," said Bryce, smiling playfully. He smelled very bad.

Hoards of locusts from Igor's asshole began to gather to kill Shadow. Shadow's penis began at his scrotum. KC's choad sunk Shadow's mom well. KC's friends were happy about it. Despite being imaginary. Shadow's scruff itched. KC was predictable. KC and Shadow held hands together as the locusts swarmed around them. The locusts formed a cult called Grasshoppers R Us.

"This is silly." said Boc "I should run for my life to Germany to meet Henry before he fucking kills himself with Tim's blender." Suddenly, a wildfire the size of Super Walmart made itself the size of the state of Utah.

"Henry! Get outta here!" Boc cried from amid the flames.

"Nein!" Henry repeated as he made a Jew disappear.

Vern was gone.

Never to return.

Some say he became the leader of the dead, others say that he didn't.

Who really knows. Who really cares.

Meanwhile up in the land of magical, dirty Utah - nothing happened, obviously. However, one man was twirling about, trying to escape all the Mormons.

"HELP ME!" KC screamed, as a colony of ants caressed his big, shiny, bald head. The sun scorched KC's head. Giving up, he made a beeline for the house of wax dildos and hid inside one. The Mormons attacked. Their 10-speed bikes whizzed through the stacks of rubber dicks, like a man playing with Attila the Hun impersonator Gerard Butler. The Mormons found KC had strategically placed himself inside an abandoned state - Utah. But why Utah?

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole where Curtis resided. Curiously, he checked to see how Mr. C was.

"Mr. C, I love your son. The way he rubs my toe. The way he tickles me on my birthday. The way he screams when I touch the thing that makes him scream."

"What the hell, did you put a teacup pig what the fuck is a teacup pig?" he asked.

"A mini pig," said the pig.

Suddenly, a volcano burrito emerged from Merc's Icelandic ass and landed in Ari's lap.

"If I only had an American flag to wave from the top of Mt. Hvannadalshnjúkur, I would be the ruler of all the coconut eating people."

A cyclone appeared in Zach's rearview mirror as big as Utah. It was evil, but also gentle.

"This evily gentle cyclone will not destroy my will to find the sluttiest assless chaps this side of the Mississippi has to offer. I will pour Tabasco on my neighborhood to keep the cyclone at bay. And I won't let it get--"

Suddenly, the cyclone picked up Zach and his assless friend Josh. The cyclone swooped around gently and evil dogs ran toward Maddie's alt accounts." Haha who smited me," said Bryce, smiling playfully. He smelled very bad.

Hoards of locusts from Igor's asshole began to gather to kill Shadow. Shadow's penis began at his scrotum. KC's choad sunk Shadow's mom well. KC's friends were happy about it. Despite being imaginary. Shadow's scruff itched. KC was predictable. KC and Shadow held hands together as the locusts swarmed around them. The locusts formed a cult called Grasshoppers R Us.

"This is silly." said Boc "I should run for my life to Germany to meet Henry before he fucking kills himself with Tim's blender." Suddenly, a wildfire the size of Super Walmart made itself the size of the state of Utah.

"Henry! Get outta here!" Boc cried from amid the flames.

"Nein!" Henry repeated as he made a Jew disappear.

Vern was gone.

Never to return.

Some say he became the leader of the dead, others say that he didn't.

Who really knows. Who really cares.

Meanwhile up in the land of magical, dirty Utah - nothing happened, obviously. However, one man was twirling about, trying to escape all the Mormons.

"HELP ME!" KC screamed, as a colony of ants caressed his big, shiny, bald head. The sun scorched KC's head. Giving up, he made a beeline for the house of wax dildos and hid inside one. The Mormons attacked. Their 10-speed bikes whizzed through the stacks of rubber dicks, like a man playing with Attila the Hun impersonator Gerard Butler. The Mormons found KC had strategically placed himself inside an abandoned state - Utah. But why Utah? Great question.

As Nippled Man watched, he twirled his penis very cautiously.

"Everything is proceeding as envisioned. All the pieces are aligned. Now, it will rain toads across the entire state of Utah."

In conclusion, the state of Utah fucking blows.