Put yourself in mortal danger
Yeah. As a child, I believed all cats were cuddley and friends.

I still believe this because it is true.


Pocket dialed someone
I honestly don't think so


Been robbed
Someone tried to steal my cookies once and I punched him but otherwise no


Made someone cry
Yeah. Multiple times. Good.


Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant
I don't care when anyone is due so no


Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like
I said no but I remembered just now I wet my finger and tried to eat bird seed once. It wasn't great


Fired a gun
I've had the option but no


Met someone famous
I insulted an astronaut once


Had sleep paralysis
Ya it was horrifying because it was right after a lucid dream gone wrong and when I closed my eyes again the dream continued


Mistaken a couple for parent and child
I've never cared enough about random couples to mistake them for anything