I've handled a snake
snakes are great


I've played a physical game cartridge on the original NES
I misread this and said yes, but this might still be true. I think I played it at my cousin's house when I was a kid


I have a card addressed to me somewhere in my home
My mom just gave me an "early halloween" card today because she had a free scratch off ticket and wanted to give me it. She added a bunch of easter and summer fun stickers on it. Then she decided to up the ante and gave me a valentines giftbag and gave me a christmas ornament, wrapped in baby blue tissue paper.

She wasn't trying to be ironic she just really likes stickers and wrapping presents


I've been to a nationally televised sporting event
I've been to a few baseball games because friends had tickets but I don't think they were nationally televised. Most got rained out and I don't really like baseball so I don't remember any details.


My phone is my only alarm clock
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I'm acquainted with my neighbors
I used to be but everyone else was smart enough to move. The only ones left are my grandma's arch nemesises across the street who park their car in ways she hates.

It's torn our families apart.