Fall in love at first sight?
MEH. Probably not.

Ace a test without studying?
YE. I think I could. I've done it before.

Touch your tongue with your nose?
Nope!

Swim (not just dog-paddle)?
I can! I'm a certified lifeguard!

Speak two or more languages fluently?
Nope.

Perform CPR (properly) if needed?
Yes! I'm certified!

Name all US state capitals without googling/looking them up?
UM. I could at one point, I'm not sure now.

Go a month without swearing?
I COULD but I don't want to.

Do a perfect cartwheel?
Yepp!

Pick up and move on a dime if you need to?
I did it last year so I could do it again.

Sit by the emergency exit in an airplane with complete confidence (stay calm in a crash-landing)?
Yeah. I'm usually great in fight or flight response situations.

Juggle?
I used to be able to.

Pick out the perfect gift?
NOPE. I'm horrible at gift-giving.

Do your own taxes?
NAH. Not at all.

Cook (not just heat up food in the microwave)?
I can but I hate it.

Remember all the birthdays of your loved ones/friends?
NOPE. I'm terrible with birthdays.

JUST ASK JOSH HE SAYS

I bought that game and can only play it on my trackpad so I'm sure I'm very good, as you can probably tell.

That's THE SHIP! You get a target around the ship to kill and you have to do it all sneakily and figure out who your actual target is because all you start out with is a name!!!

But also someone is after you at the same time.

vladykins @ 14/5/2018 9:46

So it is like a ship-borne Assassin game?

Yeah, basically!