I have met a celebrity ---> rappers mainly, and a few politicians. no movie/series stars though....aaw

I have slepwalked ---> to the fridge I was told, just stood there and put things in different places. went back to bed and then kept saying stuff about "out of order" until I fell asleep again

I have been hospitalized due to an illness ---> had to get a huge chunk of my tonsils removed.

I have woken up somewhere and not known how I got there ----> woke up behind a billboard after trying to walk home, mad drunk. had a mental blackout. that billboard is not even in the direction my home was, quite the opposite really. none of my people can tell me what happend or how I got there, just woke up there....weird to this day.
also: been to a bar once & after a while I was handing over cash at the register to pay the bill, and next thing I know I came back to mind when I was in bed with a lady-friend. no idea how that happend. no cab fair, no recollection of hot coffee, just: 'oh I lie in bed naked....and OW I just burnt my hand on the cigarette that I've been seemingly smoking for the past few minutes'.....she says she can't remember anything either from a certain point. also weird to this day.

I have had a near death experience ---> well a car just passed me by a milimeter and I'm only alive because I stopped to light a j for a second or two. the green saved my life. back in the early stages of the millenium.

I still watch Family Guy ---> because why the fuck not?

I have broken my cell phone before ---> tried to find a quiet spot at night during a house/garden party where I was going to take a piss. found stairs to a basement, wanted to walk down and stepped into a bucket, tripped, crashed to the left (cell phone in that pocket just on that side of my jeans), tripped some more, made stupid crazy noise and started yelling until I magically reached the bottom without falling down. not a scratch on me but the display of my cell phone was pretty much dead - crushed to pieces.

Paco @ 16/10/2013 2:06

Rob Zombie @ 15/10/2013 20:38 I have had a near death experience: At this point it's more like Death has near-Rob experiences. The most interesting one was the time I left a building about fifteen minutes before the bar next door exploded. Not a competition but I left a building less than 2 minutes before it crumbled to the ground.

and it crumbled to the ground because two planes flew into it...in rob's case the building was blown up, which is just boring in comparison and totally NOT what happend in your case...lel

Rob Zombie @ 16/10/2013 4:27

Henry_42 @ 15/10/2013 20:43 Paco @ 16/10/2013 2:06 Not a competition but I left a building less than 2 minutes before it crumbled to the ground. and it crumbled to the ground because two planes flew into it...in rob's case the building was blown up, which is just boring in comparison and totally NOT what happend in your case...lel Umm, blew up because the Hell's Angels bombed the living piss out of it. Don't rain on my near-death parade.

ha mate I didn't mean to rain your parade. damn those biker gangs...some angels of a german chapter ran through a mall with machetes and shit some time ago to show off and cause panic....I thought that was rather lel....then I heard a rival member of the bandidos got stabbed in the back on the bridge I cross almost everyday, then I understodd those guys are still serious business.