Obviously General Igor is a pussy so we

A. Kick his scrawny ass

I don't have a key

I choose drr

And

##choose igor

##choose brian

Fuck me



##Choose KC
##Choose Patrick
##Choose Rose
##Choose Nofo
##Choose Jamie
##Choose Zach
##Choose Bryce
##Choose Merc

Fuck I already lost huh

IGOR YOURE DEAD TO ME

##give my coins to drr

Whoever keeps me gets my coins first come first serve

KC, I gave you the wolf! Do me a solid

I mean look at this Lil fella


Ain't he cute looking all sad like that? He's a cub without a mother so he's obviously an orphan. Someone ##adopt DS

Plus once this game moves past the popularity contest phase I'll be a great partner because I'm super active and good at games!

Okay now is the part in the courtship where I neg your current relationship

Jamie, do you really want to be with Nofo? Wouldn't it be funnier to kick him to the curb?

KC, Did you see what is was like in the last mafia game where Patrick and I were Masons? He didn't do shit and I did all the work! At least I can pull my weight.

Rose, ummm, nah Zach is a good partner I don't blame you

Brian, don't let the new mod get a big ego! Make him a loser!

Igor, wait no, YOURE DEAD TO ME IGOR

Merc, wait no... I'd rather lose.

I'm the outsider in a popularity contest, this was a long shot to begin with

Last offer, I will chocolate milk bowl tomorrow if someone adopts me

Huzzah!


Know your audience folks!

The chocolate milk bowl will heal all wounds