I'm 10,000 rats.

Also:

Primate @ 18/5/2018 11:16

Lion

Otter people of the world, unite and take over.

Josh @ 18/5/2018 12:31

To the gays, I am NO otter.

But us otters are soooooo fucking adorable it hurts.

https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/rescued-sea-otter-pup-swimming-cute-vancouver-aquarium

Primate @ 18/5/2018 13:24

I always thought Otters were cute until I saw a video of them drowning a monkey while they ripped him to shreds. The monkey started it, to be fair, but they don't look nearly as cuddly anymore either way.

That's the great thing, though: Cute, cuddly, but will fuck you up if you mess with it.

Come be an otter!

Josh @ 18/5/2018 14:15

Otter means something completely different for the gays so this is really throwing me off

Kind of like if bear was an option.

Igor @ 18/5/2018 14:23

Lion cuz alpha

Except alphas don't constantly have to tell people they are alphas.

Igor @ 18/5/2018 14:37

vladykins @ 18/5/2018 14:29 Igor @ 18/5/2018 14:23 Lion cuz alpha Except alphas don't constantly have to tell people they are alphas. u wouldn't survive in the jungle

You barely survive on this forum.

Igor @ 18/5/2018 15:24

vladykins @ 18/5/2018 15:16 Igor @ 18/5/2018 14:37 vladykins @ 18/5/2018 14:29 Igor @ 18/5/2018 14:23 Lion cuz alpha Except alphas don't constantly have to tell people they are alphas. u wouldn't survive in the jungle You barely survive on this forum. Naww, I'm the King of this forum

I'm thinking more princess.

Igor @ 18/5/2018 16:06

vladykins @ 18/5/2018 15:27 Igor @ 18/5/2018 15:24 vladykins @ 18/5/2018 15:16 Igor @ 18/5/2018 14:37 vladykins @ 18/5/2018 14:29 Igor @ 18/5/2018 14:23 Lion cuz alpha Except alphas don't constantly have to tell people they are alphas. u wouldn't survive in the jungle You barely survive on this forum. Naww, I'm the King of this forum I'm thinking more princess. stop hitting on me i'm not into dudes

As an incel, you apparently have no luck with the chicks.

Igor @ 18/5/2018 16:13

i'm not an incel, i've gotten more pussy than u could dream of i bet u married ur wife cuz she was the 1st one dumb enough to let u get sum pussy did u drug her?

I love the internet sex stud act- it's almost as funny as your internet tough guy act. I've taken baths that were more dangerous than you.

Igor @ 18/5/2018 16:18

vladykins @ 18/5/2018 16:16 Igor @ 18/5/2018 16:13 i'm not an incel, i've gotten more pussy than u could dream of i bet u married ur wife cuz she was the 1st one dumb enough to let u get sum pussy did u drug her? I love the internet sex stud act- it's almost as funny as your internet tough guy act. I've taken baths that were more dangerous than you. i don't brag about getting pussy lol, u just think ur hot shit for some reason was she ur 1st and u busted inside? then u were forced to marry?

Here's the thing- I'm an otter. People like us because we are cuddly and fun. Incels aren't cuddly or fun.

This is why you are so angry, beta boy. You know the real alphas here are the admins (who could kill your account with a thought) or the mods (who could delete your posts without breaking a sweat). It's why you cry in the cbox all the time abotu Curtis- because those messages can't be deleted. OTOH, they don't last very long, so you have to keep crying so you get noticed.

Accept your beta position and you'll be happier. You'll also call less people cucks and actually get laid by girls who don't think you are possessed by demons.

Igor, you are the biggest beta here- that's why you keep puffing up your chest. I've known chicks in the goth scene who got more pussy than you ever will, so sit down and don't embarrass yourself anymore.

Hell, you've made Ahoda not like you and Ahoda loves *everyone*.