Fall in love at first sight? - Yep. Did it.

Ace a test without studying? - Yep- also did it, more than once.

Touch your tongue with your nose? - No. My tongue is flexible but not that long.

Swim (not just dog-paddle)? - Yep

Speak two or more languages fluently? - Nope. I learn a lot of things but my brain doesn't do multiple languages right. I can't think in a new language. I can swear in a lot of different languages, though.

Perform CPR (properly) if needed? - Yep- certified. I'm a floor warden at work. Granted, they made it much easier now that we're focusing on chest compressions and getting someone to grab the defibrillator for us until Brian shows up.

Name all US state capitals without googling/looking them up? - Yep.

Go a month without swearing? - Hell no.

Do a perfect cartwheel? - How perfect? I used to be better (and more flexible).

Pick up and move on a dime if you need to? - I don't move well. I set down roots.

Sit by the emergency exit in an airplane with complete confidence (stay calm in a crash-landing)? - Yep. And the leg room is nice.

Juggle? - Two things easy, three with difficulty, beyond that is nah.

Pick out the perfect gift? - Wine for Buffy!

Do your own taxes? - Been doing them since the 90s.

Cook (not just heat up food in the microwave)? - I learned to cook in the Boy Scouts- we learned that we could cook well or cook bad, but either way, we had to eat it. We learned to cook really well.

Remember all the birthdays of your loved ones/friends? - I remember them. I still ignore them, but I remember them.

Primate @ 11/5/2018 14:55

I don't do or haven't done several. -2 Languages (Nope, and too old to worry about it now) -Birthdays (These are like phone numbers anymore. They are all stored in easy reach, so memorizing isn't needed) -My taxes. I own 1/3 of a partnership, so it's a PIA. I hire it done. -Perfect gift (sometimes?) -Love at first sight (Never done that unless you count pretty much every dog I've ever seen) -Cartwheel (nope. COuldn't do em right when I was a kid either)

You can't go a month without saying FU DADD!

Primate @ 11/5/2018 15:05

I need to get my eyes checked. I have been told that 4-5 years is too long for a single glasses prescription. I think I believe that.

It's also a long time to go without cleaning them!

I can.

Primate @ 11/5/2018 15:21

Buffy is going to make me and vlady go play outside.

Then I'll just pick up my dime and leave.

Hold my shorts.

Mike @ 12/5/2018 8:12

Oh Everyone who answered yes is a liar

Not at all- dealt with emergency situations before pretty well. And Brian is now used to dealing with this kind of stress.

So it is like a ship-borne Assassin game?