I've sent a postcard - Yep, but not in a long time.
I garden - Only for my wife. She loves gardening, I think it is work.
I've recently gotten a promotion or new job - Promoted in the past year and have my office now.
A relative of mine is in prison - Probably. My dad had a huge, poor Irish family (he was the second of eleven kids). Between all the cousin and shit, I'm sure at least one is incarcerated at any one time.
I've kissed a stranger - I had to think on this, but in most cases I think I at least got to know them a little first.
I have wind chimes - Nope- my kids when they were little loved fucking with the loudest ones in the store, causing me to have to try to silence them all quickly.
I recycle - Fuck yeah. It's even easier here in Arlington because you throw all the shit in one big bin. I also have a separate recycle bin in my office.
I've sung "Happy Birthday" to somebody in the last year - Yep. I also have sung the alien happy birthday song.
I've been to a concert in the last six months - Yep- took the kids to see Gary Numan in December.
I own a dishwasher - My wife's old boss says she "married a dishwasher". But yes, we have one.
I've been to Walmart in the last 7 days - Haven't been to Walmart in a long time.
I keep old/expired picture IDs - I still have my work IDs and my high school IDs (including the one with a fake name from senior year when you didn't need your real name for school photo purposes).
I actively watch music videos - We watch on Youtube, but nothing good has been on MTV/VH1 in years, so not on there.
I have Amazon Prime - Yep.
I have at least five credit cards- Nope- I have three: Sony Card (Visa) which earns me Sony points to spend on electronics and games, a Discover card that I only have because Costco used to have it as their primary card years ago but then they switched to Amex and now even though I have tried to cancel the Discover card it never goes away, and work Amex I use for taking work people out to lunch and buying plane tickets for conferences and shit like that.
My last name is featured somewhere visible outside my home - Nope, but we have multiple versions of our house numbers, including a witch on a broom with two cats, one of the cat's tails forming the 2 in our address.

Part of me wants to believe you actually are associated with expensive soaps.