Evening Shower - Though because I bike commute, I also get morning showers.

Bar Soap - Used some body wash one time and smelt overly "manly"


No Conditioner or 2 in 1 - Unless my hair is really fucked up, I don't use conditioner or whatever was bvuilt ibnto the shampoo

Sometimes has cold showers - in summer

Singing in the shower - This helps me tell how long I've been in, based on number and length of songs

Use a washcloth - I call the loofah things "Luftwaffe" because I think that is hilarious

Peeing in the shower - sometimes the warm water makes you have to go. Plus Louis CK said "There are two types of people in the world: Those who pee in the shower and total liars."


Shower every day - That happens to coincide with when I smell

I pee in sock's shower.

Sock @ 6/2/2018 15:47

vladykins @ 6/2/2018 15:45 I pee in sock's shower. your pee smells like cat pee

Probably because I ate a cat.

Josh @ 6/2/2018 15:49

It's disgusting - I voted this because I don't really pee in the shower. I've done it like maybe twice but then I don't want my shower to smell like pee. And then you stand in IT!

Not if you pee towards the drain.

Plus urine is fairly hygienic. Just don't pee on jellyfish stings- it's a myth.

Josh @ 6/2/2018 15:57

okay but the pee can mix with the water and doesn't go STRAIGHT into the drain

Josh @ 6/2/2018 15:57

am i really being called out for wanting to pee in a TOILET

I don't know how much you all pee but I've found I don't pee so much that I fill up the tub or anything. The shower water washes it down way faster than I could ever have to stand in it.

Maybe you are not facing towards the drain when you do it? Or your shower is structured really strangely.

Sock @ 6/2/2018 15:58

Josh @ 6/2/2018 15:57 am i really being called out for wanting to pee in a TOILET Don't pay them any mind, nasty piss feeters

Only because I piss in your shower.

Josh @ 6/2/2018 16:02

My shower takes a while to warm up and it fills up a bit before I get in the shower, so there is constantly standing water in it. MAYBE that is my issue.

Clean your drain!

Then read this:

https://www.davidwolfe.com/5-reasons-pee-in-shower/

Dadd @ 6/2/2018 16:06

Mads @ 6/2/2018 16:05 Peeing in the shower is disgusting. End of discussion. She didn't read your article Vlady!!!!

I can at least better understand women because they don't have a control nozzle like we do.

Sock @ 6/2/2018 16:07

If I showered in the mornings, I'd understand moreso the feeling/need to pee in the shower. Instead, I've likely already done my sinful business before I end up showering in the evenings before bed. I suppose the thought of there being a small amount of pee left in the shower, and thus my feet, and therefore my bed, grosses me out.

Pee early on in the shower so that it has more time to all go down.

Alternatively:

Curtis @ 6/2/2018 16:10

Anyone else shit in the shower or

I like to start my week off by peeing in the shower on Sundays.

Josh @ 6/2/2018 16:13

vladykins @ 6/2/2018 16:03 Josh @ 6/2/2018 16:02 My shower takes a while to warm up and it fills up a bit before I get in the shower, so there is constantly standing water in it. MAYBE that is my issue. Clean your drain! Then read this: https://www.davidwolfe.com/5-reasons-pee-in-shower/ This article couldn't even count to 5 right!

That's my favorite part. It's like it was written by King Arthur!

vladykins @ 6/2/2018 16:14

Josh @ 6/2/2018 16:13 vladykins @ 6/2/2018 16:03 Josh @ 6/2/2018 16:02 My shower takes a while to warm up and it fills up a bit before I get in the shower, so there is constantly standing water in it. MAYBE that is my issue. Clean your drain! Then read this: https://www.davidwolfe.com/5-reasons-pee-in-shower/ This article couldn't even count to 5 right! That's my favorite part. It's like it was written by King Arthur!

Dadd @ 6/2/2018 16:15

Mads @ 6/2/2018 16:14 vladykins @ 6/2/2018 17:12 I like to start my week off by peeing in the shower on Sundays. While eating a hot dog sandwich? :finger thumbs up:

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