Put yourself in mortal danger- more times than I probably should have. Last one I clearly remember was when I worked in a bookstore. A guy had a backpack full of books he was stealing so I chased him down the street. I caught him and grabbed the backpack to wrestle it away from him, when he started pulling something out of his jacket- not sure if knife or gun, because I dove for cover and he turned and took off.

Pocket dialed someone - Yep.

Been robbed - Not personally, but the store I worked in was a frequent target (see above).

Made someone cry - More than I care to think about. Not something I try to do.

Asked a woman when she was due and she wasn't actually pregnant - I have not done this, but I knwo someone who has.

Eaten pet food to see what it tastes like - Notes: Those little dog foods shaped like steak? Taste nothing like steak. Also- those neon fishing marshmallows that come in flavors like shrimp and cheese? I didn't recognize the flavor as such.

Fired a gun - Yep. Quite a few. But not in awhile.

Met someone famous - Quite a few. You run into people in DC, so I've met Presidents Bush I and Clinton. Run into Dan Rather on the street, and Larry King and George Stephanopolis used to come into the bagel place I worked in college. Met a variety of music people at concerts. Bookstore had all kinds of folks come though, from Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman to Patti LaBelle to Michael Crichton to Julia Child.

Had sleep paralysis - nope

Mistaken a couple for parent and child - nope

Now you made Ahoda cry again!