I've handled a snake- Sure. They are pretty cool.

I've played a physical game cartridge on the original NES - Yep. I just sold an original NES at a yard sale not too long ago, along with a Super NEW and a few other things. Still have my Atari 2600 and a few C64s with some cartridge games.

I have a card addressed to me somewhere in my home- Yep.

I've been to a nationally televised sporting event- Yep. Been to Niners and Giants back home, and here work has tickets I can use for Nationals and Caps if I choose.

My phone is my only alarm clock- Nope, have a few clocks around the house.

I'm acquainted with my neighbors - Yep. Some I like, some I'd rather not see if i don't have to.

I've had a work related injury - Nope. But outside of carpal tunnel, it's tougher to get one.

I have a worst enemy - No real enemies.

I'm good at keeping up with the dishes - I am the dishmeister.

I've been to the Grand Canyon - Yep, but not in a long time.

Herminator @ 6/10/2017 14:52

I've manhandled a snake, yup.

They didn't mean that kind of snake.

Herminator @ 6/10/2017 14:59

As far as neighbours go, I'm somewhat aquainted with the people living right next to me. I've helped them set up their internet and stuff. I say hi and talk to a few others on occasion, but I'm not in a name to name relationship or anything.

Maybe if you manhandled their snake?