Ferrets are awesome. My friend has three and they just spend all day trying to steal from you and from each other. One tried to steal a wine glass out of my wife's hand so it could go hide it.

Dadd @ 19/4/2016 13:57

The wife had one before we were married, she said they were terrible. Had that musky smell, that wasn't appealing, and they bit.

Didn't she say the same thing about you?

Nobody should ever cheat on a ferret.

The people who tell me ferrets smell bad I hope don't have dogs. Dogs are quite smelly and there is nothing worst than a wet dog.

And any animal you don't help with basic grooming/cleaning is gonna smell like shit. Some people hate litterbox "cat smell", but these same people have lawns that smell like dog shit all summer.

Chris25 @ 19/4/2016 15:05

ahoda @ 19/4/2016 14:35 So Chris is a ferret fucker I didn't realize your mother was a ferret, the fact that she was hairy all over and smelled like piss should've tipped me off though :/

Curtis @ 19/4/2016 14:14

Maybe he cheated on her with her ferret

Ferrets have classic 80s movies:

You say that like it is a bad thing.

OMG how can anyone say no to this?

##lynch christian