I played a sport in school - Yes, soccer from elementary to MS/HS, to college, to now. Football in late elementary through middle school. Hated it, but I would have been much better in high school and college, I think

I've bought a product off an informercial - nope! Never trusted those things as tempted as I've been a few times

I've cried in a public place - Yes. Found out my closest friend died while at the airport. Years later, found out my closest friend died when I was at work at BWW. Cried in the back kitchen, gave my check out to my boss and told him to send me home

I will buy candy to give out to children this year - If I did, I would end up eating it all before any kids showed up

I have an embarrassing interest or hobby - Quite a few. Some of the games I play, the shows I'm into, pretty much my whole internet life (though quite a few people know and solidify why I keep it secret), and pokemon. I play competitively. But when I tell people there are cash prizes for tournaments, they usually become very interested

I've seen someone die - No, thank God. Never even seen a lifeless body. Plan to keep it that way.

I still own something I had when I was a child - Many things - stuffed animals, pictures, games. Also a lot I wish I would have held onto (N64, old Pokemon cards, Super Nintendo)

I have been to a party in the last month - I went to that Survivor thing in August. But I guess it's October now. I've been to various events, not necessarily parties

I currently have a dating profile - Only have ever downloaded them out of interest, but never used one seriously

I've gotten an autograph from a celebrity - I typically take pictures as opposed to autographs. I've had a few sports autographs though from Nugget/Bronco players.

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- I'm really awkward so it's easier for me to meet girls on that medium as opposed to approaching someone and pulling spaghetti out of my pockets.

Maybe thinking in order to be normal you must have to/be able to pull spaghetti out of your pants is where the whole awkward thing stems from

spindoctor02 @ 2/10/2017 21:49

Josh @ 2/10/2017 20:34 AYE BRYCE SOCCER BUDDIES I'm old enough that they didn't even have soccer in the schools I went to growing up until I was in 10th grade. I probably would have played if they had it earlier. I now relive my missed glory days by coaching girls youth soccer. Shoot Me Now

AYYYYYEEEEEE SPIN, JOSH SOCCER BUDDIES!!!!

Sorry Vlad, you're out