Dangit Jamie

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on

(does anyone else reread the story from the beginning every time someone new posts?)

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!"

Is Ben writing a novel?

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole where Curtis resided. Curiously, he checked to see how Mr. C was.

"Mr. C, I love your son. The way he rubs my toe. The way he tickles me on my birthday. The way he screams when I touch the thing that makes him scream."

"What the hell, did you put a teacup pig what the fuck is a teacup pig?" he asked.

"A mini pig," said the pig.

Suddenly, a volcano burrito emerged from Merc's Icelandic ass and landed in Ari's lap.

"If I only had an American flag to wave from the top of Mt. Hvannadalshnjúkur, I

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole where Curtis resided. Curiously, he checked to see how Mr. C was.

"Mr. C, I love your son. The way he rubs my toe. The way he tickles me on my birthday. The way he screams when I touch the thing that makes him scream."

"What the hell, did you put a teacup pig what the fuck is a teacup pig?" he asked.

"A mini pig," said the pig.

Suddenly, a volcano burrito emerged from Merc's Icelandic ass and landed in Ari's lap.

"If I only had an American flag to wave from the top of Mt. Hvannadalshnjúkur, I would be the ruler of all the coconut eating

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole where Curtis resided. Curiously, he checked to see how Mr. C was.

"Mr. C, I love your son. The way he rubs my toe. The way he tickles me on my birthday. The way he screams when I touch the thing that makes him scream."

"What the hell, did you put a teacup pig what the fuck is a teacup pig?" he asked.

"A mini pig," said the pig.

Suddenly, a volcano burrito emerged from Merc's Icelandic ass and landed in Ari's lap.

"If I only had an American flag to wave from the top of Mt. Hvannadalshnjúkur, I would be the ruler of all the coconut eating people."

A cyclone appeared in Zach's rearview mirror as

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Oh. Maddie screwed up.

Ahoda awoke to a flaming butthole named Darren Sanders. He was fierce, but the burning was the cause of a sensational orgasm from Curtis. Curtis is a small brown fish who loves funkopops. An earthquake was shaking Curtis' fishbowl so hard that it knocked over the twin towers.

My mom's home dog, Dylan, was over for dinner when he realized he WAS dinner. Dylan ran for President and won. My mom then gave him a fat slap on his small muscles. "Ouchie, that's going to leave a hole in my moist, gaping vagina." Shadow, Dylan's elderly pet actual dog, ran over and bit his dick off. "Hey! Give that to the president!"

A tornado as big as the state of Utah destroyed Utah. Mormans world wide were pretty indifferent. However, President Dylan called up KC.

"HALLO???????", answered KC.

"Hey." Dylan replied.

"HELP ME!" shouted Maddie who was stuck in the arms of none other than Brian. Who dropped her. On his toes.

"Ouchie! my toes!" he then dies.

Meanwhile, a tsunami the size of Utah, made its way across the sea. Vernon touched his uh-oh spot, then screamed "Boc, call the President!"

"I am sure the President has way too many penises to fondle before he can even think about this story's stupidity."

Suddenly, Shadow came. Shadow begins licking his mother while the tsunami destroyed Shadow's salsa shirt. Shadow was devastated, but came again. Shadow's penis began violently convulsing and then shrunk quickly.

"My oh my!" exclaimed Igor, "I tinkled my panties and kinda pooped!"

Eighteen tornadoes converged inside Igor's asshole where Curtis resided. Curiously, he checked to see how Mr. C was.

"Mr. C, I love your son. The way he rubs my toe. The way he tickles me on my birthday. The way he screams when I touch the thing that makes him scream."

"What the hell, did you put a teacup pig what the fuck is a teacup pig?" he asked.

"A mini pig," said the pig.

Suddenly, a volcano burrito emerged from Merc's Icelandic ass and landed in Ari's lap.

"If I only had an American flag to wave from the top of Mt. Hvannadalshnjúkur, I would be the ruler of all the coconut eating people."

A cyclone appeared in Zach's rearview mirror as big as Utah. It was evil, but also gentle.

"This evily gentle