It's morning again in America...

The people are aghast at the news this morning, and members of Congress and their staff are glued to their phones, incessantly scanning Twitter for more updates.

In addition to former Nation Security Advisor Michael Flynn asking for immunity in exchange for testifying in front of Congress, three more people have been found dead amid the Russia probe.

The public is horrified and it's become more urgent that the government get to the bottom of what is going on.



Lamps has died.

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You are John McCain (R - AZ) Role: Veteran (Paranoid Gun Owner) Alignment: Town You are John Sidney McCain the III, senior U.S. Senator from Arizona, Republican nominee for president in the 2008 General Election, and P.O.W. during the Vietnam War. Despite wanting to be loyal to the Republican Party, you have never been a fan of Trump and find him dangerous and unhinged. He once made the implication that you aren’t a real war hero because you were captured, which many found incredibly disrespectful considering you spent five years as prisoner of the North Vietnamese, two years of which you were in solitary confinement. You were also a victim of torture--a tactic that Trump has advocated for for use in interrogations, which you deeply, deeply disapprove of. With good reason, you’ve decided the Trump Administration is no good for America, and you have made it very clear that you put your country before party calling for an independent committee to investigate Trump’s ties to Russia, citing Congress’ lack of credibility. Some nights you have dramatic Vietnam flashbacks that make you paranoid someone is out to get you, so you go on alert and keep your gun with you while you sleep. Every other night you may choose to go on alert. During nights that you’re on alert, you have the first shot and anyone who visits you will be killed, including mafia assassins. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Matt has died.

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You are Maggie Haberman Role: Tracker Alignment: Town/Mason You are Maggie Haberman, political correspondent for the New York Times and political analyst for CNN. You were ranked #13 on Politico Magazine’s “Playbook Power List” for your understanding of what exactly makes those in Trump’s inner-circle tick, and for your magical ability to see what the Trump Administration doesn’t want you to see and find out what they don’t want you to know. You’re one of the biggest pains in the Trump Administration’s ass, yet they still allow you access to them. You’re like a journalistic witch. Though your stories are brilliant, you also maintain one hell of a twitter page. You often share breaking stories or insights into Trump on your Twitter account that can’t be found in any newspaper or news website. You are constantly tracking the Trump Administration and nothing gets past you. You don’t miss a beat. Each night you may choose a player to track. You will receive a report on where that player went during the night. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Curtis has died.

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You are Mitch McConnell (R - KY) Role: Mafia Silencer Alignment: Mafia You are Mitch McConnell, senior U.S. Senator from Kentucky, current Senate Majority Leader, and the GOP’s favorite invertebrate! All you really care about is shutting up the Democrats and obstructing any sort of progress. In fact, you literally silenced Elizabeth Warren a few months ago when for attempting to read a letter written by Coretta Scott King as a protest of Senator Jeff Sessions’ appointment as Attorney General. You have no time for an opposition party trying to make waves--they’re just getting in the way of giving tax breaks to the rich and moving the country back 50 years! Each night, you may choose someone to be silenced during the next day phase. You may not choose the same person on back-to-back nights. You win when all threats to the mafia are eliminated.

It is now Day 3. Plurality is in effect. With 22 alive, it takes 12 to lynch.

The day will end at 21:50 EST tomorrow. (I'll make the night action deadline earlier so deadline won't be so late D3).


ALIVE:
1. Mercator
2. Badger
3. JJ
6. Zersch
7. DS
8. Ahoda
9. farlig
11. Spin
13. Jamie
14. Sock
15. Angi
17. TIB
18. im317
19. Herm
20. Primate
21. Brian
22. Timmah
23. Zach
24. Josh
26. Vlady
27. Helios
28. Dyl

D3 Lynch Count:

im317 (1/12): Herm
Badger (0/12): Spin

D3 Lynch Count:

Sock (1/12): Herm
im317 (0/12): Herm
Badger (0/12): Spin

JJ @ 28/4/2017 21:15

Also the Town/Mason alignment is interesting and the fact that it's yellow but it says town so I guess it doesn't mean anything.

*ahem* It's actually orange, Buffy.

To be fair it's a really awful orange.

Another piece of breaking news as Tweeted by a member of the press:

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Breaking Nudes: Crooked JJILLARY can't even find her husband Bill. Zersch isn't Bill. #jj #Zersch #realfakenews

D3 Lynch Count:

Sock (1/12): Herm
Mercator(1/12): Sock
JJ (1/12): DS
im317 (0/12): Herm
Badger (0/12): Spin

D3 Lynch Count:

Sock (1/12): Herm
Mercator(1/12): Sock
JJ (1/12): DS
Josh (1/12): TIB
im317 (0/12): Herm
Badger (0/12): Spin

Guys just a heads up, I'll be heading out in about half an hour so won't be around to tally or answer any questions via PM.

I'm going to an a event at a local Muslim Community Center and I just ate a shit ton of bacon. Yikes.

spindoctor02 @ 29/4/2017 11:52

Maddie @ 29/4/2017 13:51 Guys just a heads up, I'll be heading out in about half an hour so won't be around to tally or answer any questions via PM. I'm going to an a event at a local Muslim Community Center and I just ate a shit ton of bacon. Yikes. Make sure to breathe heavily on everybody you talk to.

Literally about to engage in professional level mouth wash swooshing to avoid any effects of this.

Badger stands up suddenly, and everyone in the Capitol building turns to look.


"HEY BITCH, YOU EVER HEARD OF THE 1856 CANING OF CHARLES SUMNER?!" Badger yells, focusing right in on a target.

"Erm...no?" his target replies.

"WELL YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET FAMILIAR!" Badger screams, whipping out a massive cane.


Badger proceeds to beat his target, right on the chamber floor, for all around to see until his victim's body is lifeless.




im317 has died!

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You are Bill Clinton Role: Even-Night Serial Killer Alignment: Third Party You are former President Bill Clinton, husband of 2016 Democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton. You’ve watched your wife go through hell, a lot of which you’ve caused for her, and this latest loss was just too much for you to handle. After you two showed your faces at that goon Donald Trump’s inauguration, you decided to peace the fuck out and head for upstate New York where you’ve been hanging out in a cave playing with balloons to try and cheer yourself up. You purposely brought your dogs, Tally and Maisie, with you, knowing that Hillary would miss them and come looking for you and the dogs. But you’re done waiting. You’re done being sad. Now you’re just angry and want your revenge. You’ve decided that people have caused you and Hillary enough grief over the years, and that ending everyone is the most satisfying outcome for you. You’re going to take the dogs and leave your cave, killing those who cross your path along your quest to find Hillary. On every even night you may go out and kill one person. For every odd night, you may submit the name of someone you suspect to be Hillary. If correct, the two of you will be reunited. If one of you is lynched, the other will become a regular SK who can kill every night. Once you and Hillary find each other, you will act as a killing unit (and have your own private forum). You are also immune to night kills and will appear innocent in investigative reports. Note that if you try to kill Hillary, the kill will not go through and you will be notified that you have found Hillary. Hidden from player: If the shrink finds you, you will be converted to a town vanilla and adopt a town win condition. You win when all threats to you and Hillary are eliminated and are you are the last two people remaining.

Wait hold up I forgot something in im317's role flip.

I'm mobile lemme lock real quick.

SORRY GUYS THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T HOST WITH A CONCUSSION!

Go back and check im317's role flip.

It's been one hell of a week let me tell ya.