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Post #1: 29th Mar 2019 11:39 PM 
Just saw it, 7.5/10.

It was hilarious, not very spooky though.

They should have made this the son's doppelganger's theme:
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Post #2: 29th Mar 2019 11:45 PM 
Boc @ 19/3/2019 16:17
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Us seems merely the sum of the first film's critical effluent and influent, wish-determining the new movie's monody of genre and monotony of tone in the name of a specious homogeneity.


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monotony of tone
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Post #3: 23rd Jun 2019 12:36 AM 
Havo @ 22/6/2019 21:19
Lol. Omg.

Finally watched this, the wife picked it.

2nd worst movie I’ve ever seen. Only a Clockwork Orange tops it in that Category.

I usually love twist endings but this one was completely illogical and made zero sense. The entire story was ridiculous.

.0000001/10

Do you also hate Ghostbusters because ghosts are bullshit?
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Post #4: 23rd Jun 2019 1:09 AM 
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Havo @ 22/6/2019 21:19
Lol. Omg.

Finally watched this, the wife picked it.

2nd worst movie I’ve ever seen. Only a Clockwork Orange tops it in that Category.

I usually love twist endings but this one was completely illogical and made zero sense. The entire story was ridiculous.

.0000001/10

Do you also hate Ghostbusters because ghosts are bullshit?


Nope.

Ghostbusters is one of my all time fav comedies. It’s Golden.

I just hate stupid movies and twists that contradict the entire setup of the movie itself.


What was illogical and contradicting?
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Post #5: 23rd Jun 2019 11:26 AM 
Havo @ 23/6/2019 8:19
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Havo @ 22/6/2019 21:19
Lol. Omg.

Finally watched this, the wife picked it.

2nd worst movie I’ve ever seen. Only a Clockwork Orange tops it in that Category.

I usually love twist endings but this one was completely illogical and made zero sense. The entire story was ridiculous.

.0000001/10

Do you also hate Ghostbusters because ghosts are bullshit?


Nope.

Ghostbusters is one of my all time fav comedies. It’s Golden.

I just hate stupid movies and twists that contradict the entire setup of the movie itself.


What was illogical and contradicting?


Here’s a screen grab from reviews on IMDB that I completely agree with.

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There are plenty more issues, such as why doesn’t anyone even mention a gun? Ya know one of those things that is perfect for taking down evil twins. Where the hell did all the red uniforms and scissors come from? Why rabbits? Were there dupes for the entire world, or just the US? Were they all housed under Santa Cruz, because how could she convince “All” of them to rise up if they were spread all across the US?
After the girl slung her twin off the minivan by hitting the brakes, why did the mom get out, go into the woods and find the evil dupe in a tree, 20 yards off the road to the right? WTF?

The list goes on and on.

1. She probably didn't have amnesia and was LYING
2. Answers itself? Is it complaining that she referred to her as a shadow?
3. Why does anyone go insane? Does being hurt in an extremely stressful environment as a child do that possibly?
This person gets A and C given and can't make up their own B. When you get B you get midichlorians.
Here's a B: Insane girl tethered by her clone wants to kill her clone, tells the clones the only way to get free from the tether is to kill their counterparts to get help killing hers.
4. She could have, that's what the other one was afraid of, but 3.

A. That happens in a lot of films and is pretty annoying, at least this was a coordinated attack at the same time at night when most people are sleeping.
B. Who cares where they came from? They had a lot of red fabric down there and everyone got scissors and a sewing needle to make themselves clothes. Happy?
C. The rabbits were foreshadowing that they were an experiment
D. They were in the tunnels across the US, so just the US prob. Immigrants and their descendants since the experiment ended wouldn't have been there though. Maybe she gives a hundred people the idea and they give another hundred the idea and so on across the US?
E. Don't remember that scene vividly TBH.
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Post #6: 23rd Jun 2019 12:10 PM 
Are you hating on The Matrix now?
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Post #7: 23rd Jun 2019 12:22 PM 
Havo @ 23/6/2019 10:14
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Are you hating on The Matrix now?


No. Was just saying your answer was pure fantasy.

Like the Matrix.

But.... The Matrix is plausibly our current or future reality ?
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Post #8: 23rd Jun 2019 12:38 PM 
Zersch @ 23/6/2019 10:34
This is the reason I'm afraid to meet Havo. I want to avoid him posting a scathing review of me on FE. We would be enjoying our rouladen at Freiberg's when I would accidentally say fuck and wind up garnering that Tarantino/Us heat from him.

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