I've taken a self defense class:
Nope

I've stolen something and got caught:
Me and a couple of friends used to steal candy from supermarkets for a little while, mom found the stash, never stole again.

I've lived with a roommate:
No that sounds like hell

I like to bake:
Uh I think I used to when I was younger, not sure if I like it now since I never bake.

I presently own a bicycle:
Yup

I've gone to the gym in the last month:
No CBF

I snore:
No one has complained so idno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I iron my clothes:
People do that?

I have at least five family photos displayed in my home:
Yup

I've danced in front of a crowd:
Yeah, the most public place was around downtown Reykjavík while wearing traditional Icelandic clothes with like 200ish other students from my school (So Ari, Jango, Afro were there too).
The fucking news was recording it so you could find footage of the snowmen doing silly things.