##Lynch: Mittens

BRB SF

So there are 2 Mafia teams but only 1 kill?
The other one's kill was probably blocked then and I'm guessing there's no SK then.

Helios Garabandia @ 18/5/2017 18:30

Interesting. Had multiple people visited DS, they all would've been announced. But only one got announced. Thus...##Vote: Mittens, because after Spin flipped TP, there's no reason why Town would think DS was anything other than the Day Cop he claimed to be!

I don't know why but I read this in Yugi's voice.

"I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS."

Angi @ 18/5/2017 18:57

Mittens @ 18/5/2017 20:56 I can't imagine I survive the day, because the evidence seems pretty damning, but My PM described that I was roleblocked by the lights and music at DS' place ##unlynch Actually after reading DS description again.......this is exactly what I'd expect to see. It says STOP all visitors. So how did he die?

Because Mittens is Mafia Strongman, his theory about Ninja doesn't work because of that, can't be a Ninja and a Strongman.

And if he was Town he wouldn't have to wait to think of a claim.

thisisbad @ 18/5/2017 19:39

The role flip says they would be stopped in their tracks and it would be announced who TRIED to visit. That's what makes me slightly believe mittens.

Are you saying that people that manage to visit don't try to visit?

Sock @ 18/5/2017 20:01

Sock's Theorycraft Vol. 1: How dey done did the thing that done got did Darren Scamders sees his role and (given his penchant for outing as much info as possible) realizes his role is best suited to being targeted by scum. Therefore he sacrifices spin upon the altar of verisimilitude. Knowing that he will likely out at least 1 role (likely scum if he guesses right). Possibly more if he happened to target town. Either way, he likely felt he had D2 to explain himself and it would get the CLAIM TRAIN rolling. in the spirit of DS, I'm mafia GF. I don't have a night action until Mittens, Angi, Patrick, Primate and Curtis are dead.

TBH I'd believe this list lol.

thisisbad @ 18/5/2017 20:37

I guess that's where we disagree. I think announced = stopped

I'll quote myself.

Mercator @ 18/5/2017 19:55

thisisbad @ 18/5/2017 19:39 The role flip says they would be stopped in their tracks and it would be announced who TRIED to visit. That's what makes me slightly believe mittens. Are you saying that people that manage to visit don't try to visit?

Either Mittens killed him or the wording is wrong, "tries" implies that everyone that both were blocked and weren't would be announced.

If I try to do something and succeed, I still tried it.

Timmah @ 18/5/2017 21:36

At the risk of sounding like I am 2nd mafia, how did we come to think there are 2 mafias? Spin's flip literally says "third party"

Note the "Chaos Team" and orange color instead of yellow.

jamie ♂ @ 17/5/2017 17:49

The tides had turned and the citizens of Pawnee were set on figuring out who was this mysterious committee and teach them a lesson. If you're going to attack Leslie Knope, you do it to her face and not behind her back. "I'm a day cop and Spin is scum" piped DS immediately after the public forum settled. "He is definitely trying to recall Knope! Let's get him!" "I'm not scum! You lie!" Spin declared. "This is all stemming from a previous public forum where you were upset that I got you kicked out." "I don't hold grudges, you made a good move kicking me out" DS replied. "Well ok" said Merc. "We get rid of spin and hopefully that starts the end of this committee!" As the town gathered to get rid of Spin, some were calling bullshit on DS. "This was a reaction test. Make public forums great again!... just kidding, it's totally spin. Lynch the bastard!" "I'm not scum, I'm not mafia, I'm town! I'm JOAT! I'm going to prove it to you guys tonight, just trust me!" Spin begged for him life but the people were not buying it. They gathered around and held in down and just punched and punched until there was no life in his body. Spin has died! Spoiler + Name: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein Alignment: TOWN Role: JOAT * * * * * ... wait that doesn't seem correct... Spoiler + Name: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein Alignment: 3rd Party (Chaos) Role: Chaos Team - Lyncher You are Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Tom's best friend. You're slimy, obnoxious, irresponsible, and just a douche-bag. You make your money the old fashioned way, getting run over by a lexus. You are first introduced when you apply for the job as Ron's assistant and pretty sure had you got that job, Ron would have murdered you. You had a company with Tom (Entertainment 720) which was a total bust. You lie on your resume to get jobs, only to get fired almost immediately and at one time you were living at Tom's because ♫♬technically you were hoooomelessss♫♬. You share amazing advice such as "When life gives you lemons, you sell grandma's jewelry and go clubbing". You secretly have loved Leslie from the moment you met her. Awwww. Action: [REDACTED]

Sock @ 18/5/2017 22:26

After extensive investigation and deliberation, I have concluded that Zersch is not scum.

Christian seems pretty town too.

Sock @ 18/5/2017 23:39

if there is a strongninjaman then we'll know after today imo

Then a watcher and RB would be pretty useless, right?

Mittens @ 19/5/2017 10:55

Sock @ 19/5/2017 11:41 Who gives you vibes Nobody too seriously, but I'm wary of folks not sharing opinions about how DS could have died. Whoever is on the team of the killer obviously knows how it happened, but likely won't want to be super opinionated. I feel good about Tib, Timmah, Angi. Boc's reaction to me not having claimed came off vibey to me. Merc not being able to imagine a scenario where I was town comes off vibey as well. I will be going on a road trip this afternoon and will have a bunch of time to go back through yesterday again so I'll share more later.

lol but I came up with the two, 1 if Jamie made a mistake, 2 if DS was killed with an unstoppable unwatch/trackable kill

And Jamie has been online and didn't change it so either you're the killer or mafia has an OP role that I've never seen before.

I made this yesterday, someone can cross ref people to see who was online and abstained from voting or talking etc.

Spoiler

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Online at lynch -20 minutes Mercator, Helios Garabandia, Josh, ZacharyB, Hern, thisisbad, BadgerMcBeaver, Stephen, Kiwi, Mittens, Curtis, Sock, Patrick, Nofo Also Brian Online at lynch Mercator, Primate, Curtis, Helios Garabandia, Mittens, Hern, ZacharyB, Angi, Kiwi, thisisbad, BadgerMcBeaver, Shittier Ahoda, Stephen, Josh, Sock, Patrick Also Brian ALIVE: 1. Ahoda 2. Lamps 4. im317 5. Merc 6. Josh 7. Curt 8. Lil Sockbastian (Sock) 9. farlig 10. Maddie 11. TIB 12. Badger 13. 'N'Brian 14. Primate 15. Angi 16. Vlady 17. Boc 18. Hern 20. Stephen 21. Dr 22. Kiwi 23. ZacharyB 24. patrick 25. Miko 26. Timmah 27. Nofo 28. Mittens 29. Helios Final Vote Count: Spin (8/15) - DS, Merc, -Josh, -Lamps, -Lamps, Mittens, -Badger, Lamps, Stephen, Badger, Josh, Herm DS (5/15) - Timmah, Primate, -Ahoda, -Mittens, -Badger, -Josh, im317, Spin, Helios Merc (2/15) - Angi, Boc Curtis (1/15) - Sock Josh (1/15) - Nofo Patrick (1/15) - Ahoda Stephen (0/15) - -Primate, -Stephen Ahoda (0/15) - -Nofo Farlig (0/15) - -Ahoda Lamps (0/15) - -Spin

Mittens @ 19/5/2017 12:45

Yeah so you're not really taking a side. My point exactly

1. That wasn't your point.
2. I'm lynching you

Like, how scummy can you be mittens? Jesus.