Superman, I could freeze time while I'm finding the remote control for the tv so I don't miss anything, I could laser heat my pizza on my couch and freeze cool my beer.
Also I could go backwards in time by flying really fast counter clockwise around the world. |
Even if Batman beat the crap out of Superman it's because Superman let him, Superman could have gone back in time afterwards and lazered the shit out of baby Batman, because he is ridiculously OP. |