Fuck I want both.
That book could come in handy too.
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The candle is very nice. Something like that seems like a waste to actually use as a candle. So I don't understand why they would design things like that that are meant to be destroyed. But I guess the same can be said for pinatas and fancy cakes. So never mind. I still wouldn't light it, and that's probably why it just sits there on that book called How Not To Die, like it doesn't want anyone to learn the secrets that can be found inside.
and the dog's bone cuts through tape lol |
What if you light it when year of the dragon starts? | 
