*Crowd cheers*

It's on to newer and brighter things, after Curtis reels from the pain of his defeat, we move onwards and upwards.

In the blue corner we have:

He's a famous face on FE territory. After stealing a cape and getting himself killed in a dungeon, he later became lancer to a group of misfits before his untimely death. Now he is just chilling at FE, biding his time until THE DAWG rises again. Give it up for Dylan!

And in the red corner:

Calling himself Gay Curtis, could this be a dedicated effort to out himself? He's better than any player who could ever play labyrinth, he makes and stars in films, not quite as famous as Carlton Cuse just yet. It's Mike "Vernon" Curtis!



As the contestants ready themselves, we reveal their challenge. They will be facing off in:

Seconds of Madness

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/som



Summary: Move high-speed through a narrow tunnel, avoiding a number of obstacles that come your way. Rotate around the edge to move through the gaps and weave a high score.

Controls: Left and right rotates around the tunnel, up to jump, down to duck.

Win Condition: Take a screenshot of your final high score once you meet your end. Highest score wins.

The round will end when both players have submitted me a screenshot of their score in private.

The time is now 7:54 EST, you have 24 hours.

Let the battle begin!

I got reasonably good at this after it was in the FI arcade. Me and Hupu used to go back and forth trying to beat one another's scores a fair bit.

There's a technique if you get into it the right way. You have to become one with the tunnel.

The results are in.

Crying in a pile in the corner like a child, a chicken casserole or whatever scored a pitiful 178.





















































And Dylan scored a fantastic 226 which means Dylan is the winner!


The chicken dish goes home with nothing, as is always the case. The winner takes all the spoils.