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Faerora wandered off by herself and found a rock by the shore where she could gather her thoughts. She stared out at the waves for a few moments before putting quill to paper. It was important that she said the right things, this was her only chance.
She wrote
We've been trying to reach you concerning your horse's extended warranty. You should've received a notice by pigeon about your horse's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy message in a bottle before we close out your file. Check the second box to be removed and placed on our do-not-send message in a bottle list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your horse's warranty, check the first box to speak with a warranty specialist in 4-6 months.
Sincerely,
The Hell's Belles Completely Legitimate Warranty Company
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