"Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!" he said to me.

His name was Curtis and he was wearing this awful-looking black tophat and a leather jacket that clearly hadn't fit him in over five years. His hair was the exact color of the cheese puffs he was shoveling into his mouth. While he ate the cheese puffs he reached over trying to grab the remote before a sound began to form in his lower intestines. "Oh shit," he shouted, "I"m about to queef!"

It was at that exact moment of almost-explosion where his door suddenly burst open and a mysterious figure entered the room, shadowed in darkness and drenched in rain.

"...b-brother?" Curtis uttered in disbelief.

"S-sister... do I look like a man?" the figure answered.

"Wait a minute I don't have a sister what is going on?" The dapper cheeto'd ginger inquired.

"Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!" he said to me.

His name was Curtis and he was wearing this awful-looking black tophat and a leather jacket that clearly hadn't fit him in over five years. His hair was the exact color of the cheese puffs he was shoveling into his mouth. While he ate the cheese puffs he reached over trying to grab the remote before a sound began to form in his lower intestines. "Oh shit," he shouted, "I"m about to queef!"

It was at that exact moment of almost-explosion where his door suddenly burst open and a mysterious figure entered the room, shadowed in darkness and drenched in rain.

"...b-brother?" Curtis uttered in disbelief.

"S-sister... do I look like a man?" the figure answered.

"Wait a minute I don't have a sister what is going on?" The dapper cheeto'd ginger inquired.

“Oops wrong house!”

The end.

The people of The End sat silently in their houses as the horrors outside continued to grow more and more unruly.

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There once was a man named Gurgahorsefatslimeslime. He changed his name to Vernon because Gurgahorsefatslimeslime is a stupid name. And everywhere he went, people would say "Isn't that Gurgahorsefatslimeslime who now goes by Vernon?" To which he would reply "first of all don't talk about me behind my back and second there is a lot of deep family history to the Gurgahorsefatslimeslime name but even so I go by Vernon now for various reasons mostly involving societal norms so if you don't mind just say Vernon and we'll all be ok, capishe?"