Canassa put a piece of wheat in her mouth. This whole adventure has just been a lot of noise. A lot of backstabbing and poisoning and giving out endless handjobs but now as she looks at the big ass bird face guy she feels like it's nearing the end. She's gonna miss all these fuckheads. Even the metal one.
As she stares down the plague doctor from hell she lowers her hat onto her head and carefully removes her metal shoes. Now is the time for stealth. And even if it's not she's damn sure she's going out sneaking. She could rush him down sure, maybe break some of his bones that way but he'd see her coming. She briefly considered busting out her big ass and just sitting on him but that's only for the ladies.
No, as she slips on her soft shoes she knows what to do. She's gonna fucking sneak on this bitch.
A. Channel your inner rogue, somehow sneak up on him, and stab him with your dagger
Rolled: 77 (77) [1d100] | If someone flanks him I can get sneak attack damage | This was great curtis! Thanks for doing all the write ups it was very nice. | 
