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Main Quest #2: Marching Order
B. Stay safe in the middle
Bonus Quest #1: Message in a Bottle
Curses! Curses! Curses! I should learn how to teleport off of this retched island before too long. Hopefully before something comes out of the jungle and eats us. But if I don't, remember me. Malus Kahn. The great wizard of the desert, First Mate of The Assblaster—the vessel our reckless crew drove into the rocks while I slept, leaving us stranded here—and leader of The Assblasters. Did I mention there was a giant? Fiddlesticks.
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