Malus Kahn approaches Akmong Sus at his wagon. "You, good sir, a moment of your time. That sign over yonder—" Malus points to a large sign propped up against a wooden fence outside the stables. The fence surrounds a dozen or more horses. "—the one that reads STEAL ME, and then in the tiniest of print above says DON'T. Yes, well. Some of the riff raff inside have been whispering about stealing some of those horses to gather a head start. Do you perchance know if there is a means for me and my companions, The Assblasters, to instead purchase some of these horses for the journey ahead?"

Sssstupid wizard. He'll tell you no and sugesssst you travel with him to keep him ssssafe.

The rubied gems in Malus's snake's head staff glint faintly and he touches the side of his head.

Main Quest #1: Preparations
A. Hit the books. Study up on new spells and attempt to master them.

Bonus Quest #1: Alignment
C. Chaotic good

Bonus #2: Shaky Alliance
Tuuluuwaq

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A. Hit the books. Study up on new spells and attempt to master them. MINUS TEN GOLD.

Yeah, but what new spell did I learn?!