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I've given a speech in front of a large (100+) group of people
No.

I've reported a crime to the police
Yes! A man walked into Walmart, cut the spider wire off a TV and ran out the door with it. I heard the spider wire alarm going off so I walked aorund the store with it blaring, hoping it'd scare whoever did it. Then I saw the man heading towards the exit with the TV and out to his car. So I did the reasonable thing of chucking the alarm on the sidewalk next to where he was parked and called the police. He was caught a few minutes later stealing milk from a gas station with the TV sticking out his back window. I very nearly lost my job for this incident (:

I've lost a permanent tooth
No.

I've stepped on a nail
No.

I pay for music
Yes! I use to make fun of people for this but I am subscribed to Spotify. I think it's more than worth it.

I have a trip planned this summer
I do! I am taking another road trip to New York in July and probably taking my girlfriend. Also going to.... Idaho! This week. Yay.

I've ridden a skateboard
Yes, a few times fucking around as a kid but never rode one seriously.

I've driven through a red light
By accident, yes. It was like 2 in the morning and I wasn't really paying attention and just fucking blew right through one. As soon as I did, I pulled into a parking lot cause I was freaking the fuck out.

Also once in NYC cause I could not see the light with a big stupid truck in front of me. Once he was out of the way, I saw it was red and I was already in the middle of the crosswalk. Pedestrians were immediately in my way and I had a cop knocking on my window a moment later asking if I thought that was funny, which I thought was a very silly question. Somehow I escaped that without a ticket.

I've been inside a cavern
Yes. School field trip for a cavern tour in Albany. I thought it was the coolest thing and I really want to visit one again.

I've missed a flight
Came very close before but no.

I've dropped my phone in a water source
No. I did have my first phone, which was one of those $10 tiny brick Tracfone's, go through the washer but it still worked afterwards and I already had a new smartphone on the way so I didn't really care.

I've dyed my hair an unnatural color
Green for Halloween when I was like 11 or 12. Never did it again outside that.

I've been on board a helicopter
No.

I've called a family member (that you do not live with) in the last 7 days
My mom

I've researched my ancestory
I've tried to a few times but never seriously did.

I've been punched in the face
Yes. Because a man's shampoo bottle fell on the floor and filled with water.

Mike @ 5/5/2018 8:33

KC @ 5/5/2018 9:30 I've been punched in the face Yes. Because a man's shampoo bottle fell on the floor and filled with water. I want to know more about this, it sounds like the least cool start to a fight ever

Here's a story I really wish I never had to tell.

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It was in jail. My cellmates threw me in the shower with my clothes on and lathered me up in a very strange prank. In jail, you get very basic stock stuff for showers unless you pay for the good stuff. One of them had good stuff as shampoo and it fell onto the ground without anybody noticing. Anyway a CO started walking down the block and saw me in the shower with my clothes on and sent me to psych cause he thought I had lost my mind. When I came back, the guy found that his shampoo was ruined and was very mad and punched me in the face over it.

Mike @ 5/5/2018 18:30

KC @ 5/5/2018 12:44 Mike @ 5/5/2018 8:33 KC @ 5/5/2018 9:30 I've been punched in the face Yes. Because a man's shampoo bottle fell on the floor and filled with water. I want to know more about this, it sounds like the least cool start to a fight ever Here's a story I really wish I never had to tell. Spoiler + It was in jail. My cellmates threw me in the shower with my clothes on and lathered me up in a very strange prank. In jail, you get very basic stock stuff for showers unless you pay for the good stuff. One of them had good stuff as shampoo and it fell onto the ground without anybody noticing. Anyway a CO started walking down the block and saw me in the shower with my clothes on and sent me to psych cause he thought I had lost my mind. When I came back, the guy found that his shampoo was ruined and was very mad and punched me in the face over it. Hey wait what, you were in jail? Or is this a joke?

For a week and a half when I was 16