Here are ten random things to choose. Vote all that apply and discuss below. Go!

- Never played a sport in school. I fully intended on trying out for football in 7th grade and practiced the summer before with my friends and Mr. C, but ultimately I chickened out and didn't attend try outs. I was way too small anyway and probably would have gotten massacred.

- I bought those wireless headphones that were on TV all the fucking time about 4-5 years ago. I have no idea why. They were awful and the company sent me like three of them for some reason and also charged me for all three.

- I don't recall ever crying in a very public place past toddler stage. I did get cheated on my birthday (which was already a very horrible day) during my lunch break years ago so I was visibly very upset when I came back to work, but I wasn't crying. That's probably the closest I've come.

- I hide in my house with my lights off on Halloween. Mercifully I work this Halloween so I will not deal with them.

- I have a few weird interests. And even though I do think it's a genuinely good show, the stigma attached to reality tv prevents me from telling people I watch Survivor when I'm asked what my favorite shows are.

- I saw a man on a jet ski die when I was like two or three years old. My mom was walking me down... I wanna say Montaulk or something. It was a boardwalk next to the beach. A man was jet skiing around the beach. I looked away for a moment and when I looked back, his jet ski was just zooming around with nobody on it. His body was floating near some rocks. Later found out he fell off and snapped his neck on them.

- I have my Super Nintendo, Playstation, N64, PS2 and Gamecube still along with all my games. Hardly any of them work since I took horrible care of my CD games so I really should just dump them. Also got a few binders of Pokemon cards.

- I have a few dating profiles. I'm really awkward so it's easier for me to meet girls on that medium as opposed to approaching someone and pulling spaghetti out of my pockets.