I've gotten a speeding ticket
I got pulled over for speeding in my stepmom's unregistered/uninsured car. I only got a warning for the speeding but ho' boy for the other two. I'm sitting on probation right now.
I've had a life threatening injury
Nope.
I have at least one sibiling
Nope, only child bitches.
I've read a book this year
I have not.
I've met a reality TV star
Probably not.
I've gone on a date with someone who I met online
Yes. Twice. They were both terrible, terrible decisions. I met my current girl through Tinder which I guess kinda counts as "online".
I went to the movies this month
Naw.
I've held more than five different jobs
Nope, currently on my first regular job.
I've been knocked unconcious
Yes, 6th grade. When we were walking in line to head to lunch, this kid behind me kept pushing me forward into this big dude in front and I kept accidentally stepping on the back of his shoes. He kept getting more and more annoyed before finally turning around and punching me right in the gut, which shot all the air out of me. Ran to the bathroom to recover without causing a scene, but I woke up in a pool of blood a few minutes later. Passed out and landed right on my jaw.
FE is the first site that I visit when I get on a computer
Yep (: