NEXT TIME A WALKER TRY TO BITE YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF, YOU GET IN THAT ASS RICK. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YOU GET. IN. THAT. ASS. RICK! THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO. YOU LET THAT WALKER SLIDE TODAY. YOU GOT TO IMMEDIATELY GET IN SOMEONE'S ASS WHEN THAT HAPPENS TO YOU. YOU PULL THAT ASSHOLE OPEN, STEP INTO DEY ASSHOLE, CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU. YOU PICK UP A SPRAYPAINT CAN RIGHT? RICK WAS HERE. YOU SPRAYPAINT RICK WAS HERE, WASH ME, ALL DAT KIND OF SHIT. FUCK HIS WHOLE ASSHOLE UP. EAT SOME PUDDING, THROW THE PUDDING CAN ON THE FLOOR. FUCK HIS WHOLE ASSHOLE UP. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? THEN YOU OPEN THAT ASSHOLE UP ONE MORE TIME. OPEN THAT ASSHOLE AGAIN! UUUUUUUUUHHHHHH! STEP OUT HIS ASS. AND LEAVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER WIDE OPEN SO HE KNOW YOU BEEN THERE.

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