This is the second of two terrible Survivor games that were made during the early seasons of the show. Despite how bad it was, I use to play the shit out of this. I suddenly got nostalgic when this game was mentioned in a thread a few weeks ago and... here we are!
Since I use to be able to beat this game with my eyes closed due to it's terribly repetitive programming, I'm going to make this a FE interactive feature. Anyone is free to jump in to help our FE Representative succeed (or fail horribly) in the game of Survivor at any time.
First things first - we need to decide who we are going to play as. In addition, we need a tribe name and 7 other people to play with. All jury members from Borneo-Marquesas are the eligible candidates. For the many of you that know nothing about the show but may want to help contribute to our failure, cast list is run down at around the 11:00 mark.
I found it on a Czech website (why the fuck they're playing an American Survivor game, i have no idea), where I had to download the 2 GB file directly instead of using a torn aunt like any normal person would.
- Hatch gets a boo-boo.
- We kick Paschal's ass in a challenge and promptly get yelled at for being terrible at challenges.
- We find out how unlikable our tribe truly is.
- More awful memory challenges!
- Sean comes up with a great cleaning technique to take care of your dirty socks
- We slap flies off our banana.
- John is a very nice man and decides to make us starve
- We nearly lose an incredibly easy shape matching challenge
- Elisabeth somehow becomes likable
- Paschal fails at life so still no decisions to make!
- Tribe swap!
- Everyone hates me now
- Paschal steals my spotlight
- I hope that one day something very unfortuanate happens to Tammy
- I embarrass myself by performing terribly in easy challenges
- The AI, however, continues to fail at life
Next episode will be the merge as it is the Final 10, which means we are finally attending a Tribal Council no matter what. Since I'm pretty sure I cannot save prior to TC, we can finally decide on something!
- Merge time
- RIP in peace Greg, John and Zoe ;_______;
- Taking it to these Rotu fucks
- TAMMYRICHARDSEANLEXPASCHALJERRIJERRIRICHARDRICHADKATHYTAMMYKATHY
- Paschal is a pretty good builder.
- Easy challenges keep us alive!
- Nobody wants to align with Elisabeth
- Two blindsides!
edit: Uhh... sorry about seizure-inducing Franklin at the end there. Have no idea how that happened, it didn't show up like that when I was editing this!
- Editing fail means you should probably fast forward to 0:42
- A terrible word search
- A challenge raises our communication skill!
- ....but nobody still wants anything to do with me ;___;
- Next episode... the finale!
I just checked the merge video and realized that the entire other tribe was completely wiped out. I'm uh... pretty sure we didn't go through enough rounds to kill off 5 people after the swap. I'm thinking some sort of glitch happened there that completely borked the end game since the game didn't understand why there was only two people left on Episode 13. Strange!
I was totally thinking we'd just get a Tribal Council where Lex would just vote me and that'd be it
