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I know sign language
No.
I have a tattoo
Plan to, but no.
I've been in a car accident
When I was 17. I grew up really dirt cheap fucking poor and we had no car to speak of, my mom didn't have a license and nobody was willing to teach her goofy son how to drive. I got in good with a driving instructor from my school through someone and he offered to let me take his classes for free. Anyway I drove with him once around his little cul-de-sec and it was fine. Then he decided to take me over to Bethel on our second drive, over where Woodstock was. Problem is, Bethel is like back-back-back roads. It's my second drive, first time actually driving on a street and I'm driving on these horrible windy roads that haven't been taken of. Go to take a right turn and there is gigantic hole where there should be road on the side. Turn into it and weeeeee. Almost flipped the car, but we settled into a nice big ditch. Neither of us had a phone so he had to run a few miles to find his friend who lived somewhere with a tow truck while I had to embarrassingly stand next to his car which was now sideways while bypassers drive by going "DO YOU NEED A RIDE YOUNG MAN?" Finally got it pulled out and uh... I never saw him again. Oops. In retrospect, he was pretty nice about it.
I believe in aliens
Uh.... well, I don't believe there are green men with large brains and laser guns. But yeah, I'm sure there is SOMETHING out there. Galaxy is fucking huge man. There's gotta be some form of life, even if it's litle globs of bacteria.
I have a phobia
I have social phobia, believe it or not.
I can speak two or more languages fluently
No.
I've broken a bone
Nope! Several close calls. Fell off a 20 foot ladder directly onto my ankle once. Went to work the very next day with a slight limp. I drink a fuck ton of milk, I crack it up to that.
I've lied about my age
When I first got the interwebz I would go into ICQ chatrooms pretending to be 21.
I can play an instrument fairly well
No :(
I've been in a fist fight
A lot when I was younger. I lived in a trailer park when I was in 2nd-3rd grade and shit got pretty violent. | |
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If I ever see a prairie dog I'm going to stomp the shit out of it for you.
Fuck prairie dogs. |
Thank you!! Cost me 6 grand! |
I see a dead one pretty much every day on my way to Price. People like running them over for fun up here.
I find them cute honestly /shrug Guess that's my east coast ignorance. | 
