Can we do hood shit together while we watch?

At least a live dice game.

We're such good people for watching this during black history month. Vice should do an article on us.

NO!!!!

I will reluctantly retract my NO!!! if literally nobody can make it.

It would be romantic, just the three of us watching the trials and tribulations of youths in Crenshaw. But since I'll only be typing you'd only really have KC to converse with. But maybe that's even more romantic!

I'm fine with pushing it back or delaying, I will more than likely be able to join in no matter when it is the rest of this month, as long as it's at night ofc.

Buffy wasn't lying when she said and I directly quote "if it ain't white it ain't right" was she?

No interest in this classic film at all.

I give it an eight. It's such a solid movie, and a real gut punch.

Now for some hood stats:

Boyz N The Hood stats

The word nigga count: 30 The word brother count: 5 (but I kinda stopped listening for this one by the end.) Stepping over someone's face in the locker room while wearing a towel count: 1 Black cop being a racist asshole count: 2 Someone being called a fat fuck count: 4 Threat of domestic violence count: 3 The word faggot count: 2 "Fo by fo head" count: 1 Jump in a lake insult count: 1 Ooo chile count: 1 "Domino motherfuckers" count: 1 "Aids and shit" count: 1 "Mark-ass" count: 3 "What a relief and shit" count: 1 "SAT oh yeah i heard about that" count: 1 "Tecmo bowl playin motherfucker" count: 1 Leaf count (lawn): 0 Leaf count (hair): 5 Curtis laughing inappropriately during tragic drive-by murder scene: 1

Needs a permanent spot in the banner rotation for sure.

Leafgate: Here we see him, after raking the yard for six hours straight, bagging up the last of the leaves. Head has accumulated no leaves during this entire time.



Here, five minutes later it looks like one of the bags exploded on him.

KC @ 18/2/2019

What do YOU have to do 'round here????

*weights clang into place, Furious slowly rises from the weight bench with eyes boring a hole thru the center mass of his child, slightly amused*

Shit I left the eyebrow count out of the rundown.

It's going to ruin the movie for Ahoda.

For any future watchers




Eyebrows count: 0

Ahoda @ 18/2/2019 13:28

Jiggy @ 18/2/2019 13:55 Shit I left the eyebrow count out of the rundown. It's going to ruin the movie for Ahoda. For any future watchers Eyebrows count: 0 I dont understand..........

I believe it was the scene with Furious in Compton giving a lecture to the hood about real estate and gentrification. The 'passer-by' that engaged him came out of nowhere and was aggressively lacking eyebrows.

He was an important fixture of the movie, obviously.

What'm I 'posed ta do some fool roll up tryna smoke me?