I hope this all culminates in Frankie having a psychotic break. 31 year old man thinks he's fuckin' Shirley Temple or some shit. If wiener kid was in the dictionary, this picture would be the definition.

In fact, I'd be surprised if Cody's dad wasn't sending Brittany DMs on Twitter trying to nail her himself. That suave Italian Jay Leno lookin' motherfucker.

Christine wins veto.

At least there's Utopia.

Even though they all seem to be completely oblivious to everything, I'm really surprised no one outside of Derrick and Frankie found Julie's question and response to Frankie during the last live episode to be really weird. The whole apple pie/overwhelming no thing.

I know we have the benefit of knowing exactly what it was about, but still.

Sure, but it was still weird as fuck. An overwhelming no for apple pie? If nothing else I'd wonder what the hell the producers had against apple pie.

Apparently someone yelled that Derrick is a cop and he rushed everyone inside and upstairs and declared that no one was going to talk about the shouting fan this time.

The Big Brother theme should be replaced with the Rains of Castamere for the remainder of this season.

I read that Derrick also made a joke about Caleb's IQ while pushing for the backdoor Frankie plan. Which doesn't bode well for keeping the Beastmode Cowboy happy. So sick of Arianna and her dumbshit half-brother.

And like every other week, only our hopes and dreams get backdoored.

Goodbye Nicole, at least you'll get to chill with Hayden and Donny.

Once Nicole is safely out on Thursday I'm going to resurrect my campaign to get poisonous snakes released into the house.

#ThrowbackThursday #WhereTheSnakesAt

I'd wager that they both share the same view on one thing if nothing else.

Maybe it will dump hydrofluoric acid on everyone in the house once Nicole walks out.

Eww they all pushed the button together? How fitting.

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From Earlier: 12:07-08am c4: Derrick and Cody in the storage room picking up Derrick's HOH basket. Derrick picks up the basket and then looks at the picture sitting next to it. His face changes. As he puts the basket back down, Cody picks up the picture and says, "Who's that, your brother?" Derrick's face changes, you can tell he knows he is busted. Derrick: "Nah, nah." Derrick puts down his basket. Cody says, "Why would say I that's your brother? That's your daughter with who?" Derrick puts down the basket, and says, "Hang on one second, I gotta try to think about something else," and walks out of the storage room for a couple seconds, then re-enters, eyeing the camera. He then goes to pick the basket back up. Derrick: "I almost wanna um...damn" Cody: "What?" Derrick: "Not the best picture to show." Cody then steps into the storage room and lets the door close a little and holds the picture so they both could look at it. FISH LFs return: Derrick outside the storage room saying "I'll explain later." Cody is now picking up the basket, Derrick is going into the DR on c3 with the picture.

Toppest of lels if they gave him a picture that gives away his secret copness.

People think it was his daughter wearing a cop hat.

I fucking hate him so much.