Does one of the original members of Jackyl count as a celebrity? He is my sister's neighbor. I have a Twitter but I use it maybe once every six months. I've woken up somewhere and not known how I got there more than a few times. I watched some Spongebob back when, but not religiously. I've been to Disney World a few times, would love to go back. I've fucked up several cell phones in my life.

I had a near death experience with an old rope swing in the woods behind my house when I was a kid, It swung out over a large drop off. We found it and would play on it all the time even though it looked rickety as shit. One day it decided to snap when I was at the height of a swing, and I just closed my eyes as I fell quite a ways to the ground. I thought I was going to die, anyway.

And I was hospitalized as a very young kid, but I don't remember what it was for. I want to say it was a particularly nasty bout of pneumonia, but I'm not sure and don't have anyone to ask to find out what exactly it was.

Additional near-death experience - a year or so before my best friend died I was up at his house with another buddy. The other buddy is a "professional bench rest" shooter, and had a few of his rifles out and we were shooting bottles and things from the kitchen.

Well, they were shooting and I was watching. They talked me into trying it out, and I was waiting my turn. For whatever fucking reason I was holding the rifle like you might see someone holding a shotgun in a movie, parallel with the body with the barrel resting against my right shoulder. Like an ROTC person holding their wooden gun during a drill.

Except I had my finger on the trigger (no discipline!) and I guess my finger twitched just enough to hit the trigger and it fired literally right beside my head. I froze and immediately got really clammy and just knew I had shot myself in the head and didn't feel it because I was already dead.

Spoiler alert: I didn't die.

Paco @ 14/10/2013 16:15

...met Jim Florentine at a Metallica concert.

Of course that's where you would meet him. I think Florentine lives at Metallica concerts.

We all need to go to Disney World and Universal Studios together.

Ecto @ 18/10/2013 5:11

Also hi everyone this is my first post woooh.

omg finally.