Curtis @ 21/4/2021 7:12

Stargate @ 21/4/2021 1:16 Penner might just be the embodiment of FE. F A L S E

Yeah, this statement is definitely FALSE

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Here are some supporting reasons why I should be selected as the FE mafia representative in this tournament:

1) I am an active participant that always plays well

2) I enjoy playing

3) I will embody FE in my gameplay/behavior and will always remember that I am representing this fine group of people (plus Farlig) and not just myself

4) Spin will complain about grading papers or something and will get left in the dust

5) Stargate is a bit too early in his FE career. Perhaps season 9 will be his time.

6) If I meet people from other boards then maybe I make connections to play on other sites and you’ll all be rid of me

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 21/4/2021 7:41

Penner, if other people met you they will assuredly hate FE and will never play here.

Read point 3 again

Lissa @ 10/5/2021 16:45

So it's looking like Penner is your representative this year? :)

I solemnly swear I will be up to all good

I’m in!

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 10/5/2021 21:04

Penner will call them small brains in his first 3 posts and get banned

I will play respectfully, decisively, and intelligently!

I will bring a piece of each of you to my Mafia Championship debut:

1. Curtis- Your undying spirit towards fostering an inclusive environment
2. Brian- Your active participation
3. Herm- Your vast array of sports facts
4. Tib- Your whiteness JK your awesomeness!! <- the truth
5. Jamie- Your straightness
6. im317- Your ability to always be town read
7. Ahoda- Your celibacy
8. Spin- Your patience
9. Stargate- Your ability to post during normal waking hours
10. Farlig- no thanks
11. Christian- Your patriotic attitude towards America
12. Primate- Your ambivalent attitude towards daykills
13. Timmah- Your ability to do anything on weekends
14. Gmaj- Your ability to stay alive past day 2
15. Rodney- Your affinity for democrats
16. Havo- idk
17. Sami- Your ability to lead a charge against another player
18. Maddie- Your affinity for republicans
19. Nav- Your ability to keep calm
20. Lamps- Your balancing of teams
21. Vern- Your sanity

Each of these aspects of your personality I hold dear to my heart, and I can not wait to do you all proud!

Just an FYI, I didn't put myself with availability until June (which is 100% cool with them, there are lots of rounds being played). So don't expect to see your pal Penny in the bright lights of the championship for at least another couple weeks :)

For those curious, my (first) game begins June 14th at 10am. It is 12 hour day and night phases lmao!

https://www.mafiauniverse.com/forums/threads/30376-Mafia-Championship-Season-8-General-Thread/page15?p=4910766#post4910766

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Everyone is hilarious!!!!

45 mins til it's Penner time on Mafia Universe!

Curtis @ 14/6/2021 9:27

And 46 minutes until you quit!

Ye of little faith.

Arapocalypse @ 14/6/2021 12:58

Do you want to have your own private community spectator chat? This is definitely both allowed and encouraged. However, I ask that you please do everything possible to make this chat private and inaccessible to your representative, backup and your representative's opponents. It's important that your thoughts and comments don't influence the game. In other words, please don't post about the game in public threads -- this is very important.

Plz no